The Off Topic Thread.

[ilk]

Ok people, pick my name. Must offend everybody is some way shape or form

 

I'll go first

 

 

Mr jeturbo

[Mrs Jeturbo]

*jeffereyepsteindidntkillhimself* 

^^^ 

New name 

 

How’s everyone doing any ways? I start a new job Monday... had the last nine weeks off... cbd going back to work... but jobs too good to turn down. 

[ilk]

9 week holiday. Nice

 

Same old for me, breaking necks, cashing checks, I <3 Bananasing fat bitches

[Mrs Jeturbo]

Well that’s random.... riding a morbidly obese woman down to the bank to cash a cheque then snapping the tellers neck when he tells you to cease and desist. 
 

you rebel 

[ilk]

What's your new job?

[Mrs Jeturbo]

Secret agent. 
 

Can’t  really elaborate online but I managed to jag a government operations position in a niche field which is super cool, couldn’t turn it down. 

[ilk]

So you pretend to be other people online to catch terrorists. Gotcha. That sounds like a fun job

[Mrs Jeturbo]

hahaha nah... that would be fun though.

[ilk]

Got the Christmas tree up yet? I'm gonna do it later when my alcohol gets delivered 😂

[k31th]

don't do it until Dec 1... tosser