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non believers will havoc reaped upon them :bowdown:

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Chuck Norris' daughter lost her viginity - He got it back

When Chuck Norris pours milk on his rice bubbles, they shut the f*ck up!

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Most kids wear Superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.

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Scientists have banned cloning because if 1 Chuck Norris roundhouse kick met another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick the universe would cease to exist.

Chuck Norris's calender goes from April 2nd to March 31st, No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor was the only person who cried. Never slap Chuck Norris.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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they tryed to make a chuck norris brand of toilet paper. but it didnt take sh*t from anyone.

Lol, that's gold.

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