^ Reminds me of this oldie.

Barry scores a date with a chick called Franny, His Ex Missus's name is Fanny so he concerned he will call Franny by the wrong name, so for the days before the date he keeps telling himself "fanny with an R, fanny with an R"

He fronts up at Franny's house, knocks on the door and Franny's Dad answers.

Barry ask Franny's dad...........................

"Is Krunt home?"

boom tish

A bloke asked me if I wanted to watch him and his wife having seks and possibly join in today. I declined he's a sick bastard my step dad!

A guy goes in an Adult Store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter says, 'Male or female?'

Customer says, 'Female.'

Counter guy asks, 'Black or white?'

Customer says, 'White.'

Counter guy asks, 'Christian or Muslim?'

Customer says, 'What the hell does religion have to do with it?'

Counter guy says, 'The Muslim one blows itself up.

The pictures of the little chinese baby who was rescued after blocking the sewage pipe were really heart warming.

I hear the nurses have named him Tam Pon.

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question:

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women believe that giving birth must be way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

Time for another beer.

What deep thinkers we Men are ...

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question:

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women believe that giving birth must be way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

Time for another beer.

What deep thinkers we Men are ...

^^^^

It's a bugger telling jokes if you have Alzheimer's.

This woman goes fishing with four fellas... and all she comes home with is a red snapper.

Some girl gets a vibrator and it's seen as a bit of naughty fun... but when I ordered my 240Volt f*ckMaster Pro5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed revolving pussy, elasticated anus with imitation sh*t dribble and breast nipple discharge, non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic rape scream sound system, I'm apparently a dirty f*cking pervert!

that's a bit rough...