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  1. RHR

    Joke Of The Day

    Lawyers should never ask a grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me? She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defence attorney almost died. The judge asked both attorney's to approach the bench, and, in a very quiet voice said, "If either of you idiots ask her does she know me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."
  2. RHR

    Joke Of The Day

    7 reasons not to mess with children. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ". A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead." A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
  3. PArt of there servic is to do an ECU check.. I wouldnt imagine that this gets done that often.. Its more of a case of them saying they did something when they actually didnt
  4. RHR

    Xr8 -> Xr6t

    the barg is too cheap.. the Taxi sounds ok
  5. RHR

    cult following

    Please dont put Vl and Xr6T in the same sentance... NOT COOL
  6. RHR

    cult following

    So tell me kenny are you back in the shire??
  7. Good times
  8. Not in "D" is it So hows jetute??
  9. anyone have a clip of the sound
  10. What you said something
  11. so when we start the two weeks
  12. Im with you on that one mate
  13. RHR

    cult following

    XR6T cult car... Never
  14. What space cadet designed that..The moron probably got a promotion for that effort too
  15. So does this mean we're gonna read more of your very informative posts from now on??
  16. Good to see you drop in Ken
  17. Sorry to hear mate.. At least you'll get a nice new one
  18. I dont know why ppl are still watching that show... After they smashed brocky ill never watch it again
  19. Looks like he has been found out.. The item is Goooooooooone
  20. Mate ive had 4 changed think your doing pretty good
  21. Yep ford know how to rip ppl off that's for sure.. Im damn happy where I take my car.. costs me $100 per service.
  22. Link not working for me
  23. Think it will look good.. The new style of the front with the old skool style od the tray..
  24. Yep case of fat cops......
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