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Probably after this PHUK OFF heat wave we are having as bloosted wouldnt have ac in the XY. So prob in july

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REAL MEN IN TRAINING

A Good Poem A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t. The End

How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. What are the three fastest means of communication? 1) Television 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They're both fun to ride until your friends find out. What should you give a woman who has everything? A man to show her how to work it. Why is the space between a woman's breas*s and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch. Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they think men care. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...' How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. Women will never be equal to men.. until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

thanks for that dags was wondering if that was possible

watched "ROLE MODELS" thort it was great, some funny ass stuf, a bit of swearing and not from just the adults!, nooody bits YAY!, NOT over the top which helps. I think worth the watch. will watch it again when out on DVD

heather

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pyramid

I agree Australia Day is BBQs and beer all day. And what couldnt be more Aussie than to have a sicky on tuesday with a hang over?

prostitute

YES BURN HIM!!! :gasthrower: :flameman:

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boobies :titwave:

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Thanks GUYs Glad Im not the only 1 who likes'em. Yeah was thinking about chrome mirrors, bits and pieces aiboart, Im sort of old school I like me chrome!

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The polished Rims. Im happy as a pig in Sheit!

Yeah Thanks Pat! quotes were more that standard I was told due to the "hand" polishing that had to be done inbetween the spokes it was a *beep* of a job he told me . Better him than me!

dancer

Hi I Just had my BA GT rims polished. Cost $700. I think they came up oarsum!! I had to shop around though, got quotes up to $1300 to 'dont wanna no'