Grudgee Every Mod's Favourite Member Member 1,496 Member For: 18y 6m 23d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 11/09/08 09:28 AM Posted 11/09/08 09:28 AM I've had shift in focus at work and am now heading up the role of ensuring we retain our key major client. This client accounts for nearly half of the business and we're going to be gearing up (investing in IT solutions, equipment upgrades and expanding internationally) to firm up our services/solutions provided with the aim to obtain an extension on our current contract, which runs out (and will go to tender) in July of next year. I need a catchy, wanky title to head up my initial proposal to the board and want to pick the brains of the wise folk of these forums. I'm looking for something overboard, cliche, wanky, or even on the humorous side. For the sake of the exercise, the clients name can be Bradleys. Must be short - acronyms are good, as long as they form a pronounceable word that can meets the above criteria.As some crappy examples.."Operation Bradley 09""Bradley Retention Plan""DIGOBIG 2009" Do it Good or Bradleys is goneThe winner of this comp will get f*ck all. Get cracking.
Flukey Seriously Flukey Member Legacy Donating Member 4,354 Member For: 22y 6m 7d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 11/09/08 09:34 AM Posted 11/09/08 09:34 AM By the board, do you mean Bradleys board?
xr6 typhoon Good for nothing member Legacy Donating Member 619 Member For: 22y 3m 4d Location: Sydney Posted 11/09/08 09:52 AM Posted 11/09/08 09:52 AM THE BRADLEY REVIEW. Make sure its capital letters so its more important. I'm a garbologist so that's as good as I can give
seventytwo Still have a turbo, it's just on a diesel. Legacy Donating Member 5,368 Member For: 21y 2m 21d Gender: Male Location: The 8th Dimension Posted 11/09/08 10:10 AM Posted 11/09/08 10:10 AM The keep Grungee out of Centrelink Extravaganza
ms700 Moderating Team 10,170 Member For: 23y 7m 28d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 11/09/08 10:16 AM Posted 11/09/08 10:16 AM How to avoid the rock and roll, proudly presented by Phillippe.
Under-Pants Member 2,103 Member For: 18y 3m Gender: Not Telling Posted 11/09/08 10:29 AM Posted 11/09/08 10:29 AM "Show us were your Bradley sleeps"As in the bloke-to-woman saying "show us were your finger sleeps"
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 22y 5m 3d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 11/09/08 10:33 AM Posted 11/09/08 10:33 AM "It's a funny thing about life: If you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get it."
Grudgee Every Mod's Favourite Member Member 1,496 Member For: 18y 6m 23d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 11/09/08 10:45 AM Author Posted 11/09/08 10:45 AM By the board, do you mean Bradleys board?The initial presentation is to our board of directors, outlining our internal plan of attack and for my budget grab. As it's internal, it can have a quirky twist. If it was to our client, there'd be no cheap gimmicks.
Chich Damn You's A Sexy Chich Member 3,843 Member For: 18y 7m 12d Gender: Male Location: Your House Posted 11/09/08 10:49 AM Posted 11/09/08 10:49 AM how about "how to f*ck over bradleys", Catchy aint it....
Ghosti NOT THERE!... THERE! Member 852 Member For: 18y 5m 6d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 12/09/08 12:47 AM Posted 12/09/08 12:47 AM "The Brad's Grab""Bradleys Schmadleys: Just write me a cheque!""Bradleys? More like RADleys amirite?!""You say Bradleys, I hear Helsinki; 50 million f*cking deutchmarks BOB!"sh*t man, I got nothin... lol
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