ilk Is on holiday from communism Member 1,282 Member For: 6y 6m 15d Gender: Female Location: Victoria Posted 12/02/19 11:39 AM Share Posted 12/02/19 11:39 AM That's a fruity horn Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/44361-the-off-topic-thread/page/9458/#findComment-1674018 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puffwagon Gold Donating Members 16,348 Member For: 10y 5m 18d Gender: Not Telling Posted 12/02/19 11:43 AM Share Posted 12/02/19 11:43 AM 3 minutes ago, I love kittens said: fruity horn What you up to you frooty horno beast? Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/44361-the-off-topic-thread/page/9458/#findComment-1674019 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilk Is on holiday from communism Member 1,282 Member For: 6y 6m 15d Gender: Female Location: Victoria Posted 12/02/19 11:45 AM Share Posted 12/02/19 11:45 AM Not much, in bed with chafe again😂 Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/44361-the-off-topic-thread/page/9458/#findComment-1674022 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puffwagon Gold Donating Members 16,348 Member For: 10y 5m 18d Gender: Not Telling Posted 12/02/19 11:46 AM Share Posted 12/02/19 11:46 AM Sorry to hear that, I really shouldn't laugh 1 Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/44361-the-off-topic-thread/page/9458/#findComment-1674023 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilk Is on holiday from communism Member 1,282 Member For: 6y 6m 15d Gender: Female Location: Victoria Posted 12/02/19 11:58 AM Share Posted 12/02/19 11:58 AM I'm trying to convince the angrier half I need blowjobs to let it heal, unfortunately she's not that stupid. 1 Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/44361-the-off-topic-thread/page/9458/#findComment-1674028 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puffwagon Gold Donating Members 16,348 Member For: 10y 5m 18d Gender: Not Telling Posted 12/02/19 12:01 PM Share Posted 12/02/19 12:01 PM I know the feeling. 1 Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/44361-the-off-topic-thread/page/9458/#findComment-1674030 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilk Is on holiday from communism Member 1,282 Member For: 6y 6m 15d Gender: Female Location: Victoria Posted 12/02/19 12:15 PM Share Posted 12/02/19 12:15 PM Well I did turn the tables around on her today, she wanted me to lick her cat. So I picked the cat up and kissed it. Also funny story, on Sunday she offered to make bacon and eggs. She started ranting and raving about the eggs not being done right and it was my fault. Confused, I merely stated the fact that I was in bed, you made the eggs but it's my fault they didn't turn out right? What followed was me calling her a lunatic and I asked for rice bubbles and a bourban, FYI crunchy jack daniels is a bad mix. So Sunday I got cat hair in my mouth, under fed, headache from bourbon, and I got my first electricity bill..... Considering I ran it for 8 weeks straight day and night, I was expecting a massive bill. I was in credit $16 woot🤪 Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/44361-the-off-topic-thread/page/9458/#findComment-1674032 Share on other sites More sharing options...
k31th less WHY; more WOT Site Developer 29,600 Member For: 17y 3m 7d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 12/02/19 12:17 PM Share Posted 12/02/19 12:17 PM umm... not sure if that's a really badly flowing story or a long and painful euphemism...? Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/44361-the-off-topic-thread/page/9458/#findComment-1674033 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puffwagon Gold Donating Members 16,348 Member For: 10y 5m 18d Gender: Not Telling Posted 12/02/19 12:31 PM Share Posted 12/02/19 12:31 PM I've run my aircons frig all this month. That should make my next bill be a bit lower. Also, Jack Daniels can lick my taint. Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/44361-the-off-topic-thread/page/9458/#findComment-1674035 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stripes. All stock bar the k&n panel filter Silver Donating Members 8,061 Member For: 13y 4m 4d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 12/02/19 01:46 PM Share Posted 12/02/19 01:46 PM 4 hours ago, k31th said: make sure you post the results, then gotta start somewhere Did 500m row in 1:46, 30 pushups and 22 burpees. Not great, and the worst bit is that it ruined me...😫 1 Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/44361-the-off-topic-thread/page/9458/#findComment-1674039 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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