My missus owns a cat.

Why do you need kitty litter INSIDE the house? The dog Cr@ps outside, why can't the cat?

Why MUST the cat sleep on the bed?

Who said the cat must have run of the house?

Why must it get under my feet whenever I go to the fridge for a Beer?

Why does it NEED expensive food only available 100k's away? whats wrong with whiskers?

And why oh bloody why MUST it scratch the paint whilst trying to run up the side of my T!!

The cat? haven't seen it....have you looked in that freshly dug hole under the new rose bush?

Cats do not need any of this stuff, as a matter of fact they survive quite well in the wild. Lead poisoning is a common killer of cats as is aspirin.

I am sure your missus is doing this to annoy you and you might think of building her and the cat a shed out in the long grass.....

Hope this helps....

Because its a CAT

Cats do not need any of this stuff, as a matter of fact they survive quite well in the wild. Lead poisoning is a common killer of cats as is aspirin.

I am sure your missus is doing this to annoy you and you might think of building her and the cat a shed out in the long grass.....

Hope this helps....

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Yeah that lead poisioning is a real killer. Especially when it comes in the form of a 150 grain hollow point 308.

Cats do not need any of this stuff, as a matter of fact they survive quite well in the wild. Lead poisoning is a common killer of cats as is aspirin.

I am sure your missus is doing this to annoy you and you might think of building her and the cat a shed out in the long grass.....

Hope this helps....

Yeah that lead poisioning is a real killer. Especially when it comes in the form of a 150 grain hollow point 308.

thinking more along the lines of a 170 grn 30-30

They're pretty good for crab pot bait as well (about the only thing they are good for actually!)

THE CATS RULZ

* Always give generously. A small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, I care.

* Climb your way to the top. That's why the drapes are there.

* Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.

* Find your place in the sun. Especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.

* If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.

* Life is hard, then you nap.

* Make your mark in the world. Or at least spray in each corner.

* Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.

* Variety is the spice of life. One day ignore people, the next day annoy them.

* When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times.

* When in doubt, cop an attitude.

SHAZZY

THE CATS RULZ

    * Always give generously. A small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, I care.

    * Climb your way to the top. That's why the drapes are there.

    * Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.

    * Find your place in the sun. Especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.

    * If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.

    * Life is hard, then you nap.

    * Make your mark in the world. Or at least spray in each corner.

    * Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.

    * Variety is the spice of life. One day ignore people, the next day annoy them.

    * When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times.

    * When in doubt, cop an attitude.

SHAZZY

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Keep it on topic would you, unless you having anything worthy to add to the sentiment of this thread then just go back to the sick little love fest with Nia & Kitty.

THE CATS RULZ

    * Always give generously. A small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, I care.

    * Climb your way to the top. That's why the drapes are there.

    * Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.

    * Find your place in the sun. Especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.

    * If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.

    * Life is hard, then you nap.

    * Make your mark in the world. Or at least spray in each corner.

    * Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.

    * Variety is the spice of life. One day ignore people, the next day annoy them.

    * When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times.

    * When in doubt, cop an attitude.

SHAZZY

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Keep it on topic would you, unless you having anything worthy to add to the sentiment of this thread then just go back to the sick little love fest with Nia & Kitty.

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its is ON TOPIC

just a few handy hints to understand the puddy tat!!!

shazzy

Cats do not need any of this stuff, as a matter of fact they survive quite well in the wild. Lead poisoning is a common killer of cats as is aspirin.

I am sure your missus is doing this to annoy you and you might think of building her and the cat a shed out in the long grass.....

Hope this helps....

Yeah that lead poisioning is a real killer. Especially when it comes in the form of a 150 grain hollow point 308.

thinking more along the lines of a 170 grn 30-30

30-30 hey, well that would save on digging a hole bigger than a cricket ball I guess

Chooka