http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tales/t...3026441298.html

Truck pulled with pen*s

Iron Crotch strikes a seriously low point in martial arts.

Its 50-year-old grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng has shown his true mettle by tugging a truck across a Californian car park with his pen*s.

But first, as the Tri-Valley Herald reports, Master Tu got an assistant to kick him hard between the legs before lashing himself to the rental truck with a strip of blue fabric around the base of his pen*s and *beep*.  WTF!?

The fabric was tugged hard to make sure there'd be no slippage. Then the Master went to work.

"Jin-Sheng groaned, grunted and pressed against two men for resistance," reports the Herald. "Then, slowly, the truck began to roll forward."

The event took place last week in an office park in Fremont and was filmed by a crew shooting pen*s Envy, scheduled to be shown on Channel 4 in the UK next year.

Master Tu, adds the Herald, is said to have 60,000 followers worldwide.

"Its practitioners are known to lift hundreds of pounds with their genitals to increase energy and sexual performance."

And everything appears to be in working order for Master Tu, who, with his wife Sanday, has four children - all, naturally, martial artists.

Among his other talents are the ability to hammer in nails with his fist, stand on eggs without breaking them, chop through a steel pipe with his hand, and painting.

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I wonder what would happen if they accidently left it in park.. I'd hate to think what his training routine would be like...

Kaine

Among his other talents are the ability to hammer in nails with his fist, stand on eggs without breaking them, chop through a steel pipe with his hand, and painting.

What does he paint with?

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I like that last bit... and painting.

Anything for attention...

Why doesn't he just buy a Typhoon like the rest of us big strong, large, penised people......

I'd love to hide in that truck and just when he hooks it up... whack it into reverse and floor it..

hahah - Glenns comment got me laughing for the morning.

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I like that last bit... and painting.

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It just goes to show you, even a guy who can pull a five tonne with his cock has a softer side.

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I like that last bit... and painting.

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It just goes to show you, even a guy who can pull a five tonne with his cock has a softer side.

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I would have thought after pulling the truck, his cock would have been on the softer side????

As for getting kicked in the nuts b4 doing it!!! I could find other ways of getting amped up.

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I like that last bit... and painting.

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It just goes to show you, even a guy who can pull a five tonne with his cock has a softer side.

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I would have thought after pulling the truck, his cock would have been on the softer side????

As for getting kicked in the nuts b4 doing it!!! I could find other ways of getting amped up.

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Like kicking someone else in the nuts.