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Posted

Guys and Girls,

I have a bit of an issue that I am hoping someone on this great forum can help me with.... :censored:

You see my problem is this,

I have this piece of string and I need to know how long it is.

Some background information that may be of assistance:

1. All mods to the string are ADR compliant.

2. Although the string has never been measured, it is definitely longer than your string.

3. All the enhancements to the string are the best you can get (I don't care what you think, they are!)

4. All references to the string may be exaggerated beyond belief.

5. The string will never compete in a performance test

6. Although initially the string had some issues, everything is perfect now.

Can anyone please give me the answer to my problem?

:censored:

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  • loitering with intent
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Posted

more info required

1/does string have a seamstress' certificate or boy Scouts level one knotting badge ?

2/What colour is said string?

3/Can string be run in combination with a woollen thread?

4/Is the String the best available or is it getting a bit frayed with age?

5/Is the owner of the String being pursued relentlessly by the "String Hunters" :spoton:

Thnx :blush:

  • nutter
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Posted

he lies... he has no string... no one could, I mean, c'mon.... its string! who could have any!?

  • XXR.64T
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Posted

ADR complient so obvious its a car with a phase kit of some sort. Are u talking about your car?? :spoton:

  • No boost, no bottle, just my foot on the throttle!
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Posted

Measure it from halfway to the end and double it :blush:

Next question ? :spoton:

  • Sucker
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Posted
Measure it from halfway to the end and double it :blush:

Next question ? :spoton:

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

How do you find halfway to begin with though? Do the ADR's permit bending the said string in half to aid with this, or can it only be done with certified tools (like Saleen)?

  • loitering with intent
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Measure it from halfway to the end and double it :fool:

Next question ? :blush:

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

How do you find halfway to begin with though? Do the ADR's permit bending the said string in half to aid with this, or can it only be done with certified tools (like Saleen)?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Quite right Tabbage, How can you fold in half something of indeterminate length :drunk: At least to be perfectly accurate in any case.

Therefore any proposed ADR compliance would be speculative at best.

In summary we are no closer to the truth :spoton: STOOGED again :blush:

  • Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be.....
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Posted

solution........ throw the string away..

remedy - use Gaffa tape

shazzy

:spoton:

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