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Take 2 Panadol and see the Doc in the morning ................no seriously mate your in good hands and l'm sure the team at HPF will find the problem............after all it's where the 9 second comes from

I'll bring some marinated chicken wings and chilli chevaps mate

Happy Birthday murph, eurika, destruction, TOWIE & BrianL

17. There is no "I" in "teamwork." But there is in "management kiss-up." 16. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday. 15. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts. 14. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG 14 times gives you job security. 13. If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition. 12. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings--they did it by killing all those who oppose them. 11. We put the "k" in "kwality." 10. 2 days without a human rights violation. 9. Your job is STILL better than asking, "You want fries with that?" 8. We build great products when we feel like it and don't have any reason to call in sick. 7. If at first you don't succeed, try management. 6. Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself. 5. The beatings will continue until morale improves. 4. Pride, Commitment, Teamwork. Words we use to get you to work for free. 3. If at first you don't succeed, delegate it. 2. Plagiarism saves time. 1. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Morris walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Dave." "Who?" "Dave Aronson. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Dave." "There are always a few clouds over everybody," says Morris. "Not Dave. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star." "He was something, huh?" "He had a memory like a trap. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and I black out the whole neighborhood." "No wonder you remember him." "Well, I never actually met Dave." "Then how do you know so much about him?" asks Morris. "Because I married his widow."

A man joins a Tibetan temple. He takes a vow of silence but is allowed to say two words every year. After an arduous 12 months of eating rice, sleeping on a wooden bed with a raggedy blanket, and working 14-hour days in the field, the man goes to the head monk and says, “More blankets.” Another year passes, and he visits the head monk and says, “More food.” The man goes through one more year eating good meals and sleeping well, but he’s drained by the long work days. He calls on the head monk and uses his two words to say, “I’m leaving.” “Good,” the head monk replies. “You’ve done nothing but b**ch since you got here.”

Great pics guys and thanks for a great day

Nice pics Rob, on the bonnet, is that Bambi you cleaned up on the way there. Poor thing... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I hate surprises...thanks guys They just cant help themselves. Rob... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well now you can say you have a Bambie Bulge

I heard of it yesterday when l was on the Bendigo cruise and marcus told me you got in the 9s...........MATE YOUR A CHAMP

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That is awesome mate well done champ

Too true Macka was a perfect day

Where?

Might get there abit early

Could it be that the Goose and Lawsy go the same idiot school <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Go park under a truck. Oh wait, you did that already didn't you <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And you can't talk your the FOOL who teaches them at that school

Becareful cause Professor Lawsy is watching you Lawsy harvestgreenxr

Could it be that the Goose and Lawsy go the same idiot school

Not particularly mate. So the next time you drive your car remember the damage you are doing to the world. I think the point is, you should get a life and stop b**ching about things you can't do anything about. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Grab him Marcus and l'll belt him

Well said

No all over Melbourne Lumpy

As much as l like the idea of supporting it.............IT WILL NEVER happen

Bambie theyre old get some new ones up

Why would you want to