Blown BA

Question for everyone does a BA rim fit on a EF stud pattern or are they different.

Hey Dave did you tell the guys about the mirror ............

There is a place in Braeside Deek that does rerolls if that's what your after, l'll find out the number for you tomorrow

Cutsnake ever since my event a couple of months ago that's excactly what l do in the wet and it does help

Nooo it's Tequila that does that

Bahhhhhaaaaa

Happy Birthday silverchris, Brownster, Turbofalke & Barra 240

A woman is approaching a very small Bistro. She calls the barkeeper and, when he is standing in front of her, she asks him in a very seductive way to come nearer. Then she bends over the desk and starts to caress his beard. "Are you the boss of this Bistro?" she asks and touches tenderly his cheek. "Ehhh. No. Not at all!" the barkeeper replies. "Would you please call him here?" the lady asks and gently touches his hair. "Oh, I'm very sorry. But no. Impossible!" the barkeeper sighs who has - no doubt - fun with this situation. "Would you then please do me a great favour?" the lady asks and follows gently the line of his lips. "Of course. What ever you wish!" the barkeeper moans. "I want to leave a message for the boss!" she says and let first one - then two - fingers slip into his mouth which he gently sucks on. "What message?" the barkeeper asks with the two fingers in his mouth. "Please tell him that there is no paper, nor soap, nor towel in the lady's room!"

Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette, the other walks out to his moped. The guy with the moped admires the Corvette and the owner lets him take a look at it. The he gets on his moped, the other guy gets into his 'Vette, and they both leave the parking lot. The guy in the Corvette decides to show off and race out of the parking lot. He stops at a stop light. Enjoying his music he looks out the window and sees the guy on the moped flying by at about 80 mph! He can't believe a moped can go that fast! So he races up to the guy on the moped and passes him again to show how fast he can go. At the next stop light, the guy on the moped speeds by once more. Finally the Corvette and moped stop at the same stop light. ''How the hell did you go past me so fast like that!?'' the guy in the Corvette asks. The guy on the moped, all flushed and pale, looks at the man and says, ''MY SUSPENDERS ARE CAUGHT IN YOUR CAR DOOR!!!!''

A retired US Marine was looking for a new job. He finally found one that appealed to his interests. At the interview, he was asked, "Do you have any military experience?" The Marine replied, "Why, yes! I've been in the Marines for a couple of years." "I see," said the interviewer, "any disabilities?" The Marine looked at him and replied shakily. "Well... In the Vietnam War I had a grenade go off between my legs, blowing off my *beep*." The interviewer, quite shocked, said "All right, you're hired. Please report to work on Monday at 10:00am." "Wait wait!" shouted the Marine, "When do the others start? I don't want any special treatment just because of my disability." The interviewer replied, "Well... I'll tell you the truth. Everyone normally comes at 7:00 in the morning, but nothing gets done until 10. All we do is sit around, scratching our nuts trying to figure out what to do."

Bloody Hell Deek...............Glad your ok looking at that just brought back bad memories of mine, BUT like you said they are a safe car you gotta grant them that!!!

Does that reflect on the driver <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Bambie......l think we got another Barrie here

Happy Birthday plonky, Lawsy & Yield

Happy Birthday EL2 XR8, Lord Cyric & Barry Blue

Looks like Bambie is growing up ........well done mate can't wait to see it soon

Put me down as a Maybe.

You don't know the half of it Happy Birthday little Bambie :rl:

Happy Birthday Marcus aka ENVY-T, raoulc, Kim Porter, Logie

Good advice from a veteran

Absolutely <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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Green will get the win

Ohhh but you do.............you have Jeff and the FIST gang <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Can I hang with you guys.I promise to be good. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> As long as you leave the pineapples up north