I've got no time for those who preach some popularist sauce made up from ideas stolen from other, more ancient and pure sauces to further the political and financial ideals of those in power.
"Sauce of the People" - give me a break. You just need to look at the ingredients without bias and with an open mind to see that it's an invented sauce, with bits added and taken away over the years to try and make it more palatable to the current consumer.
FFS- "low salt" and "gluten free" BBQ Sauce is now available.
Tell me this - if your precious BBQ Sauce was the one true lord and saviour and so perfect - then why the need to have different versions of it?
Don't get me wrong - you're welcome to continue to indulge in whatever tastes you fancy - but keep it in your own cupboard, and if I ever catch you trying to force it down my kids throats or interfere with their weiners then we'll have a problem.
All I ask is that people open their minds to the idea that a single, relatively bland deity may be holding them back.
Come and enjoy the full pantheon of sauces