Mrs Jeturbo

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I am an only child lol... what ya see is what ya get spiko lol... I am who I am... a good b!tch lol... im not one of them faker chicks who says she likes cars and gets her boyfriend to put fluffy dice in, cut off the back muffler and put a pretty gear stick in her lancer lol...all to pick up blokes who like cars... I genuinely love cars and love working on and learning about my car and engines in general... on a serious level... I just like to be taken as one of the blokes coz im not a flouncy... I work on my fast car and I can drive the pants off it!!!! the only difference is I stil like getting my hair done and wearing dresses and I look hot in my mech pants lol... KING GEE !!!! weeeeeeee

your lucky I like you buffy... if u were anyone else id tell you to h-h-h-hard the f*ck up!!!! lol oh and spiko... dont worry about jet... he dusnt mind ....coz I sleep in his bed at night lol... he knows he's a lucky bastard HAHAHAHA he will get home... read this... laugh his ass off... give me a spank on the ass ... and tell me to cook him some eggs... and coz im a good little biach... I will do as im told!

if u do it against a cliff tab... they push back harder!!!!

awwww poor buffy.... need a hug????????

lets just say ive been trained well

shopping list: 1. bread 2. eggs 3. 10psi actuator 4. lengire 5. vegemite 6. fuchs oil 7. chocolate body paint 8. hangover dvd 9. miky t's 10. julia childs cook book

ohhhhh u boys are so funny!!!! at least this is keping me amused instead of oprah!!! lol

no... I can cook the man some eggs without it.... jet likes em scrambled!!!!!!! and my waaitressing outfit is to die for...

if I told u wat happened after dinner buffy there would be jizz on every computer screen in aus... but ask jet he'll probably tell...

ask jet... its all legit... this is who I am... lol... take my car down the strip... fix what I broke that afternoon... then go inside, do the washing and make dinner... I wont even bother telling you what happens after that

in my oppinion a woman is useless if u cant perv on her ass on a hot day when she's bending over a bonnet fixing her own boosted car!!! or beats other dudes on the drag strip then jumps out the car takes her helmet off and shakes her blonde hair

awwww... your a gentleman to me buffy!!!!! hehehe dont get me wrong gentleman... I may be little and not have a dick... but I can spin a spanner with the best of em !!

hahaha... picking???? please... this is witty reparte, dont think of me as a girl... think of me as a man.... just a very womanly man I can work on my car and drive it down the strip just like the rest of you... dont worry... I still have dreams about hot cars and hot bitches like you danny the only difference is a can also wash, cook and clean when I get home ... Oh and it takes a lot of skill to do the numnber 6 spark plug with your nails done!!!

hahaha dont worry buffy, I love a goat as much as the next bloke

ye mines a car... but im a chick... so meh lol but the car is small and yellowish ... could you have mistaken it for a tit???

MY SENSE OF HUMOUR IS PRETTY GAY... BUT SAW THIS ON THE NET...THOGUTH IT WAS FUNNY (particularly the cow one WTF??) AND GOT ME THINKIN..... WHATS THE WEIRDEST CONVERSATION STARTER OR QUESTION A RANDOM PERSON HAS ASKED YOU? Good Conversation Starters & Questions to Start a Conversation How was your day? What is the best job you ever had? What time do you normally wake up? What time do you normally go to bed? Have you ever been in a car accident or seen one? what is your aim for this year? Have you ever milked a cow or goat? <<<<<<<<WTF? Have you ever won a prize in a contest? What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Did you have an exciting last weekend? sorry if this is a p!ss weak topic... I got bored HAHAHHA who the hell asks if you'vd ever milked a cow or goat... "Hi, I'm Dani, can I buy you a drink? So have you ever milked a cow?" oh... and feel free to include pick up lines you have been told or used and their reaction lol

if women talk back that's when u get the phone book out...HAHAHAHH give em a bit of a-z LMFAO

ok... theyre women... of the blow up variety HAHAHAH

hahahaha.... I didnt say they were women

if u must know... I have 5 lambo's 5 feraris, 5 astons and a hot bitch for each car too hehehe

oh ye... I got like 5 of them in my garage... no biggy

stop being a cock... its a work car, get over it... if u want a toy ... GO BUY ONE!!!! gay noise get people defected, and its even gayer when its just noise... no performance behind it... u want work to ask you why its car has a defect for susspicion of a blow off valve??? ill say it time and time again... u get good noise from performance and more boost and vise versa, if its standard... no one thinks your cool by making it go tshhhhh... so pull your head in and drive it like a work car until u can afford something urself!