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The Jizard

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  1. I have a particularly explosive ejaculating that just goes everywhere. It's like a f*ckin' wild fireman's hose - you just got to grab on and pray to God it doesn't get into your eyes or your mouth.
  2. Hermione just stole all of our sh*t. And Jay suggested that we rape her. I think the only reason he did that is because he knows he's about two minutes away from becoming the house bitch himself.
  3. Just went to macca's, not happy!
  4. External gate flapper mod weld porn psi pulley upgrade intercooled stock btr tuned zf fastest stock opened unopened fg cams gtx mta torque horsepower kilowatt dick size im the best
  5. Happy birthday to you youngies lol
  6. Now lets all gather around and play a game of soggy sao together.
  7. Fluffy's Cupcakes brings Donald to the Yard
  8. Bored, frustrated, CBF, just want to drink.
  9. cupcake
  10. Cheers Looks like Jet on the right lol
  11. It's ok Nick, it's me Foon, just hanging some sh*t on the crows mate, sorry to offend you
  12. we got ears say cheers
  13. He's got a head cam on Henry and going to watch from his couch Shrekus
  14. has sh*t weather
  15. Fluff, where's my cupcake? Did Jet remove the cuffs again?
  16. Nah I used a baseball bat to knock all her teeth out for the gummers
  17. Chloroform for the win, at least they keep their f*ckin mouth shut during it then.
  18. You can't buy it Benno, it's just natural ability to be this cool.
  19. You still don't have it Benno
  20. losing mobile coverage for most of the morning of the morning your expecting a few calls
  21. f*ck the cows and betts, will still end up doing sh*t all
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