ralfus90

not me strangely enough....banned from other places....like kindy and stuff...too old my ass!!!just let me eat crayons with my friends in peace damn it!!!!

probably wouldnt appreciate the car as it may just be the enemy...

whats a wok? sumfing you fwow at a wabbit when you havent got a wifle....... just got bad didnt it....BUT WAIT THERES MORE!!!! all care taken no responsibility.... a gay couple been togetha for years when one dies....so the other finally goes to the funeral parlour to figure out how to dispose of his partner...the celebrant says..well you have two options..the first is a conventional burial...the gay man says..oh ok what does that involve? well says the celebrant...we lay him to rest in a beautiful coffin and have a cerimony where everyone can see him off then we lower him into the earth and bury him...OH HELL NO!!!says the gay man...he hated bugs ..he was a clean person he would just hate me if he knew I did that to him... well says the celebrant..the other option is cremation... what does that involve asks the gay man... well we will still have a service where the family and friends can see him off buit then instead of burying him we exhume his remains in a furnace and reduce themn to ashes which you can then dispose of or scatter as you wish....f*ck NO!!!says the gay man...he hated the heat he was a winter person and fire was one of his greatest fears..absolutely not...he hated the heat... well says the celebrant...im sorry but they are the oinly two options... well I have an idea says the gay man...why dont you chop him up into lots of little bits and pieces and ill take him home and make a curry for dinner with him.... WHY THE f*ck WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT?????!!!!asks the celebrant.... so I can feel him dribble out my ass one more time in the morning................

easily impressed...and dead sexy...(allegedly)

mornin glory

perhaps even how to spell and stuff^^

Questions correct: 10 / 10 You took 68 seconds to complete this quiz. Total score: 932 might have to make this a regular thing me thinks...couold learn things...and err...stuff....

posi displacement for sure lose your face or lose your bits.....

needs to put flame suit on as a noob

needs to flacid down....

candle

new to the fray so thought id better befriend the cool kids....even after reading there was no timer I sat like a knobend waiting to go..haha ill show myself out....... Questions correct: 10 / 10 You took 81 seconds to complete this quiz. Total score: 919

crawling...their theyre in the right position like fcuking the top of a gumboot full of porridge kinda sheila who would kickstart a vibrator and roll a tampon out of a mattress... looks like you with tits mate.. on it like a fat kid on a cupcake...like stink on a monkey...like white on rice..... stands out like dog balls on a frog a man who doesnt make mistakes doesnt make *beep* all did you grow up under powerlines? your the sperm ya mum shoulda swallowed.... gday fanta pants...carpet match the curtains? goes like 5hit off a shovel and sticks like 5hit to a woolly blanket like tryin to stuff a marshmellow into a coin slot

wakeboard deaf or blind

gidget finch all you ppl with your cool porn names....hmmph wish the parents had of been dog ppl.....

plane

thought id make my first post memorable... 4 nuns sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat jumps out and flashes them... first nun had a stroke... second nun had a stroke... third one couldnt reach so just sat and watched... two nuns riding pushbikes down a cobble street when the first says.."ive never come this way before..." the second says.."yeh its the cobblestones...theyll do it every time..." 4 nuns are waiting outside the pearly gates when saint peter approaches them and asks them to repent their sins.. the 1st approaches and says... "forgive me father for I have sinned....I once saw a mans pen*s." st pete says.."wash your eyes in the holy water and your sins will be forgiven" she washes her eyes and wanders through the gates... the 2nd approaches and says.."forgive me father for I too have sinned...I once handled a mans pen*s..." st pete says " wash your hands in the holy water and your sins are forgiven" she washes her hands and wanders through the gates... st pete approaches the next nun...when all of a sudden the 4th grabs the 3rd by the hair and pulls her out of the way and steps in front of pete.. pete says "MY CHILD WHATS THE PROBELEM HERE??!!THERE IS NO RUSH YOU HAVE ALL ETERNITY !!!" the nun says..."oh father it is nothing like that...I simply want to gargle the holy water before she sits in it...." a midget woman walks into the dr's office and says... doc you have to help me!!!everytime I move I get an itchy vagina and have to scratch it!!!its bad enough ppl stare coz I am short ...this morning I was waiting for the bus on the bench when a nun came and sat next to me...as I shuffled over to make room I got an attack of the itch and couldnt help but scratch...she started praying and everyone was staring and talking about me..you have to help me!!!! so the doc picks her up..places her on the bench...lifts up her skirt...pulls down her knickers...grabs a few of his tools and has a fiddle...he then places her back on the ground and says...try that and tell me if its better.. the midget walks around the room and starts crying tears of joy..she says..oh thankyou so much doc that is so much better !!!!what did you do? the doc looks her in the eye and says...I cut an inch off the top of your ugg boots.... plenty more where that came from lol