ralfus90

needs to learn how to share

death

assumes he has a chance with me....I like a manly man....(cue 2 and a half men theme music)

forevrer

never

dinner

left my house minus baby oil and a used condom....I promise I wont tell anyone sir...oh no...not the breathalyser again!!

wanst to love me wioth the ky...disturbed much?

just explained why he is so slippery....ky..great stuff!

tractor

is about to get exterminated....brb

washing

wasnt in my fridge when I got there...ill get ya you sneaky bugger...and when I do!!!!

skidmarks

damnit!!!must be hiding in my damn fridge!!!! (gets shotgun)

normal and celebrated members of

donuts

also on the hollywood theme...how can a good guy run into a warehouse full off super spies and just bolt through and all of the baddies shooting at them and not one gets near them until the good guy stops to give life lessons to an asian 12 boy who just hapopens to be sittin in said warehouse... and how bad a shot are all these superspies and super baddies etc?? picture this...100 bad guys sitting in a warehouse with guns trained on the doorway knowing full well someone who shouldnt is about to enter....yet when he does they shoot his outline the entire way around the warehouse..then when he jumps into a car they can shoot the valve out of the tyre from 10000metres?

little hands and big appetites

is good at hide and seek obviously.....where the f*ck is that god awful smell comin from??

ok lets say later ie newer ones...and more the movies that arent entirely about cars themselves....im just puttin together a car chase scene blend and most of them are on wet roads is all....and I have noticed it for a while now when watchin movies....grippy rain but...makes the screechey noises and everything....ive also noticed that in some of them movies quoted above...the tyre smoke comes out of the zorst..WHAT THE???

latte

confused and apparently hiding under my sofa or something?

buttocks

go the bf...better resale ...and has already depreciated a little so your not payin for it later