I've had shift in focus at work and am now heading up the role of ensuring we retain our key major client. This client accounts for nearly half of the business and we're going to be gearing up (investing in IT solutions, equipment upgrades and expanding internationally) to firm up our services/solutions provided with the aim to obtain an extension on our current contract, which runs out (and will go to tender) in July of next year. I need a catchy, wanky title to head up my initial proposal to the board and want to pick the brains of the wise folk of these forums. I'm looking for something overboard, cliche, wanky, or even on the humorous side. For the sake of the exercise, the clients name can be Bradleys. Must be short - acronyms are good, as long as they form a pronounceable word that can meets the above criteria. As some crappy examples.. "Operation Bradley 09" "Bradley Retention Plan" "DIGOBIG 2009" Do it Good or Bradleys is gone The winner of this comp will get f*ck all. Get cracking.