Umm, sexless dudes driving grey cars....

No, I can't see anyone going for it, can you?

Umm, sexless dudes driving grey cars....

No, I can't see anyone going for it, can you?

Ok, so this is going in a bad direction ....

Not "sexless" .... just no longer rabbits. :banghead:

I prefer to think that we've replaced quantity with quality. You youngun's will understand one day that the act itself is nowhere near as intoxicating as the planning and fore-thought that goes into a rarer, yet better planned encounter.

You poor old buggers to affraid to even do it.I think it must have something to do with the colour of the car you own or in redhawks case have owned.LOL

Ian

This year we will have been married 27 years ... we lived together 2 years prior to our wedding.

That's nearly 30 years together .... now, I defy anyone to spend that much time with the same person and not (occassionally) think of an excuse to avoid performing an act that has been repeated (in many different ways ) over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over ....

"Kill me Billy"

"My name's not Billy, Grandpa ..."

:banghead: Now you've done it Ian he's goin into the details.....

You poor old buggers to affraid to even do it.I think it must have something to do with the colour of the car you own or in redhawks case have owned.LOL

Ian

This year we will have been married 27 years ... we lived together 2 years prior to our wedding.

That's nearly 30 years together .... now, I defy anyone to spend that much time with the same person and not (occassionally) think of an excuse to avoid performing an act that has been repeated (in many different ways ) over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over ....

"Kill me Billy"

"My name's not Billy, Grandpa ..."

Now you've done it Ian he's goin into the details.....

Sorry guys and girls I did not want to make us all sick with that comment.

But ken I thought that at your old age that you would want to get every one you can as it may be your last.

Ian

But he has preciousssss. Just like Smeagle's relationship with the ring of power, it's a love/hate relationship. Love the performance, hates the undercoat.

That's nearly 30 years together .... now, I defy anyone to spend that much time with the same person and not (occassionally) think of an excuse to avoid performing an act that has been repeated "My name's not Billy, Grandpa ..."

that's why I update every 5 years,same as I do with the car

If it was me and asked to "blow in the bag" id turn to my left and give the missus big kiss blowing her up like a puffer fish.

Or "blow in the bag" when we get home I take my................oops better not say that one

But he has preciousssss. Just like Smeagle's relationship with the ring of power, it's a love/hate relationship. Love the performance, hates the undercoat.

Credit where credit is due ... very funny. :lol:

That's nearly 30 years together .... now, I defy anyone to spend that much time with the same person and not (occassionally) think of  an excuse to avoid performing an act that has been repeated  "My name's not Billy, Grandpa ..."

that's why I update every 5 years,same as I do with the car

How often do you put em in for a service?

If it was me and asked to "blow in the bag" id turn to my left and give the missus big kiss blowing her up like a puffer fish.