KEN 24T

Thanks mate, I appreciate that. Don't worry though, I'm just passing though. Maybe stir a bit of sh*te and then on my merry way. ;-)

Who you calling "pops", knuckle-head? Must be thin-pickins round the forum if you're still a mod ... what, did all the good ones leave? Ah, the good ol days when we had decent mods like Cro and JB. What ever happened to Dumb and Dumber anyways ...

Hello Hobbits ... just passing by, thought I'd say G'Day. Pretty sure most of you won't know who the hell I am, and that's probably for the best. I once frequented these illustrious pages and at that time it was a true community. I hope nothing's changed? Lots of unfamiliar names and lots of new forums, that's got to be a good thing. For those old war-horses that remain, thought I'd let you know that SWMBO and I are now living in Vancouver, Canada and having a ball. I would recommend an international re-location to anyone, anytime ... you only live once, after all. All the best my (old) comrades in arms Cheers, Ken. (felt so good typing that again.)

So what you're saying is that I'm twice the man you are?

Well, it's a fair bet that it's NOT YOU!!!

I love you more than you will ever know. I'm so glad I made this milestone ... even better that I made it with "The Girl of My Dreams", "The Love of My Life" and "My Soul-mate". ... let's just hope none of you ever meet!

You're just jealous ... the chicks love a dude in uniform!

You know me Dags, warts and all .... you get what you see.

See, I'm still alive and kicking ... not winning much ... but still alive and kicking.

I wanna go ....

Happy Birthday Chris.

Now that's an interesting twist to the ending ...

REMEMBER: If you drink and roast, you're a bloody idiot!

Ok, this is a tricky one .... I don't want to encourage the irresponsible use of speed, especially by those less experienced drivers. The T is an awesome machine capable of (fairly) safe, high-speed travel under ideal conditions and God knows I've been guilty of pushing the envelope (and the limiter), but you only get to die once ... I want mine to be of old age. 2.2c (GST included)

Ray Glad to hear you're happy with your new Precioussssss ... welcome to the clan. Whatyawearn?

I know for a fact that my parents never had sex ... how did I come into this world, I hear you asking ... It's amazing what can be achieved with a turkey baster and a quart of gin!

Sometimes it just makes me sooooo proud to see the discussion topics that pop up in this thread. Well done people, keep up the good work ... or housework, whatever the case may be.

You just had to do it, didn't you!!! ... "Yes Dear, of course I'll get off the computer and let you at em" "Do you require your usually foot-rub while hunting for morons?"

Thanks mate. As Elton says: "I'm still standing!"

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He can actually type faster than a girl..!! What gauy!!! ← I can (actually) do a couple of things better than a girl ... using my fingers is really the least of it.

This is pure BLASPHEMY!!! How dare you sully the good name and reputation of the TRUE KING ... I won't have it, I tells you. Expect a visit from small, ill-tempered, furry-footed, flatculant mercenaries in the wee small hours my friend ... then we'll see if you think it's funny?

Ah yes, a scathing retort ... must come from the "Wit" family, e.g., Dim, Half or f*ck?

Rock on Billy! Most people I know think I'm crazy too ... wouldn't have it any other way. Rest In Peace mate.

noooooo ← NSFW section you say? ... hmmmmm ....