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  • Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky
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Took SWMBO out for the obligatory Valentine's Day Dinner ... nice wine, Lobster, desert, coffee, etc., etc.

Driving home trying to think of a way to avoid the inevitable 30 seconds of physical grunting and groaning, sweating and puffing, etc., etc., you get the picture, and low and behold ... waved over for a breath test. :innocent:

Now it quickly became obvious that these guys (all young) were much more interesed in my preciousssss than they were in me or what I'd been drinking. Chatted on forever about performance, insurance, driveability, etc., one of them even insinuated that he'd like to run the police XR8 against my T. :blush:

.... anyho, blew into the bag, eventually ... no probs, off home faining fatigue and light-headedness from all that exersion blowing into the bag ... and off to sleep. :banghead:

Phew, there's another one we've walked away from ... oh, and the drink driving charge to. :hiwelcome:

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So,

All that about Lobster, Wine, Desert?

Anti-Aphridosiac you say...........And.......30 seconds you say.

What takes you so long......?

  • Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky
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What takes you so long......?

Age ... Light ... you know, the usual things ...

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Pullover? OOOHHH., you were PULLED over........... I thought you'd switched from cardigans for a minute there............................... :lol: :lol: :lol:

  • Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky
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Pullover? OOOHHH., you were PULLED over........... I thought you'd switched from cardigans for a minute there............................... :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's not bad ... for you ... :hiwelcome:

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Pullover? OOOHHH., you were PULLED over........... I thought you'd switched from cardigans for a minute there...............................

There's always bloody one isn't there....... :angry:

Ken,

I empathise with you mate I really do, EID and I had the Valentines Day lunch (Millbrook winery Jarrahdale WA), beautiful, had the same worry to face when we got home, fortunately #1 son fractured his left middle finger last week and on the way home got the phone call from his mate's mum that it was hurting as he had hit it playing with his mates.......phew!!! had to pick him up on the way home.......yesssss!! :hiwelcome:

Got home, had to get the squished bugs off the GT etc;, can't do that without a cold one close by, then there was the lawns to water etc;, too tired by 9:00pm, so fell asleep in front of the TV, woke up at 1:30am, switched the lights off and crept into bed, put the ear plugs in (EID was destroying rainforests faster than the aliens on Independance Day).

Successfully sleazed out of that ordeal for another couple of weeks..... :innocent:

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You poor old buggers to affraid to even do it.I think it must have something to do with the colour of the car you own or in redhawks case have owned.LOL

Ian

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Thank gawd it wasn't one of their secret HgAg meetings, "Blow into the bag" might hold a whole new meaning. :thumbsup:

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You poor old buggers to affraid to even do it.I think it must have something to do with the colour of the car you own or in redhawks case have owned.LOL

Ian

This year we will have been married 27 years ... we lived together 2 years prior to our wedding.

That's nearly 30 years together .... now, I defy anyone to spend that much time with the same person and not (occassionally) think of an excuse to avoid performing an act that has been repeated (in many different ways :innocent: ) over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over .... :thumbsup:

"Kill me Billy"

"My name's not Billy, Grandpa ..."

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LOL, point taken Ken. <looks over shoulder> "Phew"! :innocent:

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