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as a "shiela" I can honestly say, yes, maybe an accent will increase your liklihood of getting laid...just depends on where you look and how much cash you have :D

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How many keys on your keyring 'GirL??? :lol:

Sorry........can joke cause your gettin hitched soon.........."and another one gone, another one gone........another one bites the dust!" Ahhh Freddy for a dung punchin, pillow bitin, freckle fancier, you thumped out the 'tunes' man! :unsure:

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I wouldn't recommend calling girls "shielas". The word is very rarely used these days and you'd sound like an idiot trying to speek with an aussie accent if you used it.

Make sure you give plenty of compliments like "Aussie girls are so nice", etc, etc. Combine that with your American accent and you'll be set! :unsure:

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I reckon for a yank, the subtle appoach is a natural. How about, "Nice shoes, wanna f#ck?" :o

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LMAO! I have always wanted to vist Aussie land, but damn, have you seen the price of a plane ticket!

underpsi,

One tip for that...if you want to come to Oz, book the ticket from this end. That was one thing I noticed about the US in how expensive it is for you guys to fly over here, but it's dirt cheap for us. I can get over there for about A$1600 (US$1100) with some accommodation inclusions. I dare say it's because the US is a big market for us, but AU is a small market for you guys. Same as phone calls between AU & US. Dirt cheap to make a call from here, dear as poison from over there.

As for guaranteeing you some Aussie girls, hang a piece of Greenback from your fly. That should help. And all your money is the same colour unlike ours so you could get away with a US $5 bill, if you wanted :lol:

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If you want to pick up....simple, just spend $45K on a new XR6T, and you will have all the girls drooling over the bonnet...whoops - hood for you....

But then again, you like the 8...well that increased bump in the hood, is sufficient to make the girls arch their back whilst lying on the hood drooling....(let you mind think of the rest)

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Hey Utah?

Don't you have enough to choose from already? Isn't Utah the place to sign up for multiple leg-irons? :smilielol:

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hmmmmmmm

lots of advice here

not sure if you should take much of it seriously........

especially nothing from Ken... he got nothing anyway, he whipped!

if you want to come to Australia merely to collect "sheila's" then yes, have a pocket full of cash....

if you want to come to Australia to make new friends, see the best of God's country and the most amazing beaches, travel the country and have a blast, then come over and be yourself!

and if you want more insanity than you can handle, more sh*t stirrin' and laughs, and a damn good time, then hang out on this website a lot more

*wink*

cheers and here's to ya!

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Another good line for ya is,I spose a root is outa the question ? being a yank they might feel sorry for you and you may even get a chance to empty your bag.

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I would love to have a XR8, fi you can talk, you don't need the cash to pick up the ladies. Just my observation.

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