Share Posted 08/03/04 10:01 PM Posted 08/03/04 10:01 PM Share Hmmm... doesn't look like it. Maybe this will. I think I might get a haircut today. Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 08/03/04 10:08 PM Posted 08/03/04 10:08 PM Share I need a haircut too Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 08/03/04 10:09 PM Posted 08/03/04 10:09 PM Share I need a massage Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 08/03/04 10:21 PM Posted 08/03/04 10:21 PM Share I need a massage Most common question I was asked in Thailand... "You want massaaaage?"That, and "you want DVD? we have boom-boom" Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 08/03/04 10:28 PM Posted 08/03/04 10:28 PM Share Not when I can give you sh$t kenny man.IanFair enough ... got to go now, I'm off to St Leonards again today. Hope I run into Trumpy again ... good fun playing with him on Epping Road. Good fun playing with me?Keep the HgAg ceremonies out of the public eye please, leader oh leader. Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 08/03/04 10:30 PM Posted 08/03/04 10:30 PM Share Not when I can give you sh$t kenny man.IanFair enough ... got to go now, I'm off to St Leonards again today. Hope I run into Trumpy again ... good fun playing with him on Epping Road. Good fun playing with me?Keep the HgAg ceremonies out of the public eye please, leader oh leader. From what I heard, Trumpy Annihilated Ken...lol. Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 08/03/04 10:41 PM Posted 08/03/04 10:41 PM Share Ive always wondered....and this seems the obvious place to ask it.When someone gets the death penalty why do they bother using a clean needle to give the lethal injection? Surely they can't be worried about infection? Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 08/03/04 10:57 PM Posted 08/03/04 10:57 PM Share Got half way through "Trap" level (Hardcore) as Predator last night in Aliens V Predator II, bloody androids, and I thought the pretorian in the previous level was hard to kill.Love coming up behind marines in stealth and right click with wrist blades, pops their heads like ripe zits!..........yum! Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 08/03/04 11:11 PM Posted 08/03/04 11:11 PM Share Ive always wondered....and this seems the obvious place to ask it.When someone gets the death penalty why do they bother using a clean needle to give the lethal injection? Surely they can't be worried about infection? It's sharper and goes in easier. Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 08/03/04 11:42 PM Posted 08/03/04 11:42 PM Share It's slippery and goes in easier Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 08/03/04 11:44 PM Posted 08/03/04 11:44 PM Share Peanut sitting on a railroad track,His heart was in a flutter.Train came racing round the bend,Toot toot.... peanut butter. Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 09/03/04 12:04 AM Posted 09/03/04 12:04 AM Share Did you know where the saying "Sleep tight and don;t let the bed bugs bite" came from?It originated back in 15th Century England where beds were made of a frame that was roped together and held a tarp as the type of mattress."Sleep tight" meant to make sure the bindings on the ropes were tight, and "Don't let the bed bugs bite" referred to insects that ate through the bindings. Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 09/03/04 12:07 AM Posted 09/03/04 12:07 AM Share The first time I lit a fart was when I was 10 after listening to Cheech and Chongs' 'Sleeping Beauty'Uncle Pervy was lighting his farts and set his dog, Bruno, alight.I didn;t realise that it was possible Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 09/03/04 12:35 AM Posted 09/03/04 12:35 AM Share I am relating this post to searching threw all the junk mail to get to what I really need to take notice of, no offence guys just my 2c Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 09/03/04 12:59 AM Posted 09/03/04 12:59 AM Share My first lit fart burnt a friggin hole in me jocks,I was luckyI didnt get hot dripping nylon dripping on me ring,could have saeled up me ars*h*le and I would have exploded.Stuck to lighting them with me Amcos on.vik Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 09/03/04 02:14 AM Posted 09/03/04 02:14 AM Share Useless piece of information for the day: You can't fold of piece of paper in half more than 7 times. Don't believe me? Try it. Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 09/03/04 03:02 AM Posted 09/03/04 03:02 AM Share Guys and girls we are getting on topic again ken will not be happy.Ian Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 09/03/04 04:18 AM Posted 09/03/04 04:18 AM Share So.........do you like stuff? Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 09/03/04 04:21 AM Posted 09/03/04 04:21 AM Share "........I own apartment buildings and shopping centres........and I only know three chords!............." Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 09/03/04 04:43 AM Posted 09/03/04 04:43 AM Share I own nothing and know a hell of a lot more than 3 chords. Does that tell you something Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 09/03/04 05:28 AM Posted 09/03/04 05:28 AM Share Ken,I must be one of the only members that do not give you $hit....I would like to know why everyone dumps on you.....Is it because of the HgAg colour ? Or am I missing the point. Whenever I see Zap's avatar I think first up it's a skull.ScottyIs that an off topic comment? Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 09/03/04 05:46 AM Posted 09/03/04 05:46 AM Share Yeah, I managed to clean all the old wax off my mudflaps last night, they came up a treat! Had to take them off the car though, that part was a b**ch. Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 09/03/04 05:50 AM Posted 09/03/04 05:50 AM Share So Ken have we kept this thread off topic to your satisfaction? Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 09/03/04 06:02 AM Posted 09/03/04 06:02 AM Share I can see Ken is here, I'm waiting for a response...... Link to post Share on other sites
Share Posted 09/03/04 06:11 AM Posted 09/03/04 06:11 AM Share Suitably off topic of courseCameron Link to post Share on other sites
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