Yeah. The T has a new resident. NOT impressed.

Taking the 17 yo know it all son to the train this morning, and in his sleepy haze, pulling on his shoes he says - "Bugger. There's something in my shoe." Before I could say "don't put your hand in.........." he's put his hand in and reefed out a bl@@dy huge centipede... at which he promptly schitte himself, screaming a truly wonderful Graham Kennedy style "FARK". At which point I went into a 4 wheel drift at 80k's on Kremzow Road due to him flicking it instictively in the air, bouncing it off the roof and between his legs, for it to be seen disappearing - I am assured by him - up into the dash via the passengers footwell at a great rate of knots.

Sacrebleu.

Came to a shuddering halt as we exited the car at a great rate of knots. Bloke in the cement truck looking at us like we were possessssssed.

15 mins looking for the mongrel thing - no sign of it. Drop him to the station. Drove home. Fumigated the car. Still no sign of it - couldn't even smoke the dam thing out. Been driving around all day today waiting for the b@st@rd to bite me. Just been out with the torch again - no sign of it.

So - what to do next.

HELP. Anyone know how to set a centipede trap ????

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Sorry Johnny....got nothin' but

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Funny Sh*t.

Sorry had to do it.

But seriously, looks like your going for said centipede

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmm 4WD drift

sh*t mate sounds like you had a fun morning

Look at all you insensitive bastards would ya!

Other than your emotional state Johnny - I take it the taxi is all OK after the drifting incident?

Wet road. 80 kliks. Then he chucks a full grown mongrel b@strd centipede around the car. Sometimes living in the bush.........

Yeah - all good. A slight lack of composure for a moment or two. Pale for two hours following.

Don't laugh - I've got a flouro lead light in a bucket with a bit of timber hanging out the door as a bridge in the blacked out garage. Mate of mine reckons they're attracted by bright light at night. Rest of the family are rolling around the floor p!66!ng themselves laughing.

Bit like you helpful sods.

Not one of you enough intelligence to help me with how to catch the mongrel thing.

Geeezus. Where is a bloke to go for good help in times of CRISIS.

I bet P Chic will be helpful when she arrives.

Sorry mate....the evil part of my conscience is overtaking the compassionate and caring part (0.5%)

How uncaring of your family though. Tell Julie I’m absolutely disgusted

PS: You might find a few spider webs and a couple of geckos in the car tomorrow now.