sixfan Flaccid Member Legacy Donating Member 2,503 Member For: 23y 4m 13d Gender: Male Location: NOONAMAH, go figure..... Posted 29/09/06 09:46 PM Posted 29/09/06 09:46 PM Wife:An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
PhantomFox6 Throbbing Member Member 123 Member For: 20y 9d Location: N.S.Farkin.W. Posted 29/09/06 10:23 PM Posted 29/09/06 10:23 PM do what I did.....get a chick knocked up
PhantomFox6 Throbbing Member Member 123 Member For: 20y 9d Location: N.S.Farkin.W. Posted 29/09/06 10:27 PM Posted 29/09/06 10:27 PM then do the gentlemanly thing and put a ring on her finger :( I now have three kids and a XR6T.....and all my housework is done daily :wink1:
SHOCK Team Grandpa Legacy Donating Member 1,921 Member For: 20y 5m 4d Gender: Male Location: Hunter Valley Posted 30/09/06 12:59 AM Posted 30/09/06 12:59 AM Surely theres sh*tloads of chicks in Yamba that would be keen Lumpster?
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 22y 5m 9d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 30/09/06 01:29 AM Posted 30/09/06 01:29 AM The only issue beeing that walking frames owned by these said chicks and a multi-story house do not mix real well.
Flukey Seriously Flukey Member Legacy Donating Member 4,354 Member For: 22y 6m 13d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 30/09/06 01:45 AM Posted 30/09/06 01:45 AM Surely theres sh*tloads of chicks in Yamba that would be keen Lumpster?←Maybe he needs to post a pic of himself up to show the girls what a glamour he is
Turbo6man Legacy Donating Member 4,084 Member For: 23y 11m 24d Gender: Male Location: South Coast NSW Posted 30/09/06 02:08 AM Posted 30/09/06 02:08 AM He doesn't need to post a pic of himself to attract a good looking shiela - just has to come into some money ... like last week's Lotto winner ...
Lumpen Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!! Legacy Donating Member 5,181 Member For: 23y 6m 19d Gender: Male Location: The Bogan Shire Posted 30/09/06 02:17 AM Author Posted 30/09/06 02:17 AM He doesn't need to post a pic of himself to attract a good looking shiela - just has to come into some money ... like last week's Lotto winner ...←jeez, my masculine body hair has really developed since then Lumpy
turbotrana Member 2,586 Member For: 23y 6m 4d Gender: Male Posted 30/09/06 11:32 AM Posted 30/09/06 11:32 AM (edited) You are a sad bloke LP. I think you will be relying on Ms Palmer and her five daughters for a few years to come.Get a job, a house, a decent car and a makeover might help. Also whatever you do, dont mention that you like porn. Edited 30/09/06 11:33 AM by turbotrana
ktford FORD FORD FORD Legacy Donating Member 9,390 Member For: 23y 6m 17d Gender: Male Location: Victoria Point In Brissy's eastern side Posted 30/09/06 11:34 AM Posted 30/09/06 11:34 AM Will need to be physically fit just to lift Lump's hopefully unlumped undies from hamper to the machine and up to the line, yukko
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