Lumpen Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!! Legacy Donating Member 5,181 Member For: 23y 6m 26d Gender: Male Location: The Bogan Shire Posted 29/09/06 03:10 AM Posted 29/09/06 03:10 AM Wanted: One Wife for cleaning my house and cleaning my underpants.Must be young, slim and no worse than a (single) bagger. Must be able to recognise and differentiate Coopers from other beers whilst shopping. Must be able to abide Blue Steak.No knowledge of Pankhurst, Greer et al distinct advantage.Basic English an advantage though not nessecary.Succesful applicants acknowledge this is short term candidature only and position will be re-hired at regular intervals. I HATE Spring Cleaning Lumpy
wicksy still kicking around Member 1,789 Member For: 23y 6m 19d Gender: Male Location: Mackay Posted 29/09/06 03:13 AM Posted 29/09/06 03:13 AM poor lumpy, www.mailorderbride.com may be able to help
jordak Member 1,226 Member For: 22y 4m 2d Posted 29/09/06 03:15 AM Posted 29/09/06 03:15 AM Wanted: One Wife for cleaning my house and cleaning my underpants.Must be young, slim and no worse than a (single) bagger. Must be able to recognise and differentiate Coopers from other beers whilst shopping. Must be able to abide Blue Steak.No knowledge of Pankhurst, Greer et al distinct advantage.Basic English an advantage though not nessecary.Succesful applicants acknowledge this is short term candidature only and position will be re-hired at regular intervals. I HATE Spring Cleaning Lumpy ←F#kin dole bludgers expect everything nowadays You didn't mention anything about sex on demand so you may be in luck
phantomchic Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be..... Legacy Donating Member 14,092 Member For: 22y 29d Gender: Female Location: Noosa QLD Posted 29/09/06 03:24 AM Posted 29/09/06 03:24 AM get a grip dolphin hugger let me write a reference for you
Fat-Tony Legacy Donating Member 5,364 Member For: 20y 6m 20d Posted 29/09/06 03:39 AM Posted 29/09/06 03:39 AM Whats the salary package like???
BOZZTURBO Legacy Donating Member 237 Member For: 20y 2m 12d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 29/09/06 05:52 AM Posted 29/09/06 05:52 AM try kittens
Blonk Iconoclast Legacy Donating Member 4,330 Member For: 22y 14d Gender: Male Location: CH Posted 29/09/06 06:10 AM Posted 29/09/06 06:10 AM Whats the salary package like???←Gets some good lumpy loven' daily or when he can be bothered to get off the couch to do it.........
Lumpen Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!! Legacy Donating Member 5,181 Member For: 23y 6m 26d Gender: Male Location: The Bogan Shire Posted 29/09/06 07:43 AM Author Posted 29/09/06 07:43 AM Gets some good lumpy loven' daily or when he can be bothered to get off the couch to do it.........←I'm not gettin off the couch to do it Lumpy
Turbo6man Legacy Donating Member 4,084 Member For: 24y 1d Gender: Male Location: South Coast NSW Posted 29/09/06 10:00 AM Posted 29/09/06 10:00 AM So Lumpy wants a W I F E... a womam forWashingIroningFoldingEtc.Oh, I know what you're all thinking ... but NO, really, it IS "folding" ... there are just some things a woman can't do for you as well as you can do for yourself right Lumpy???
Lumpen Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!! Legacy Donating Member 5,181 Member For: 23y 6m 26d Gender: Male Location: The Bogan Shire Posted 29/09/06 10:49 AM Author Posted 29/09/06 10:49 AM I'd be expecting more replies but I keep forgetting how much of a bunch of politically correct, under the thumb, sensitive new age guys you all are!Hi Jeff Lumpy
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