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Wanted: One Wife

Lumpen
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congratulations Lumpy.

So who is the lucky girl that get to call herself, Mrs Lumpy

Can't remember...I met her Saturday night and she looked great after a G&T, 2 martini's and a Rusty Nail. The next night she was even nicer after 4 martini's and two 8Oz Glasses of Vodka/Gin...

Still agreed we were engaged last night though... :hohum:

Lumpy :gooff:

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ahh, she mus b vewwy artractiv wooman rumpy..

how you buy you buy four..??

conraturations big boyeee..

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The price Lumpy, the price....what did you get here for?

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Lumpster....

Off topic I know but......(Who woulda believed it :spoton: )

A thousand apologies for missing you on Saturday old mate.

Got stuck cutting through brick walls at my sons latest reno project and that was that.....

How went it..?

And.........(Yes I do know you can't start a sentance with a preposition)

But.......... :stirthepot: congratulations on an engaging engagement.....I think.... :roflmbo:

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Did you find a female that didn't become violently ill when you got close? :bum:

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Lumpster....

Off topic I know but......(Who woulda believed it :Doh: )

A thousand apologies for missing you on Saturday old mate.

Got stuck cutting through brick walls at my sons latest reno project and that was that.....

How went it..?

And.........(Yes I do know you can't start a sentance with a preposition)

But.......... :censored: congratulations on an engaging engagement.....I think.... :pooh:

No Worries Mack, would have been good to catch up with you but I was a wreck by Sunday and Monday! Otherwise I would have given you a ring! Was a fun time...

As most have you blokes would have guessed, it's a joke. Though I did propose sometime in the AM of Monday to this delightful girl (who I'd known for about 30 hours) and if Brisbane had one of those cheesy Las Vegas style Elvis Chapels, yes, I would be married by now :laughrolling:

Now I'm just trying to find an excuse to get back to bloody Brisbane :censored:

Lumpy :censored:

#39
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I would have to Lumpy.. :Doh:

Make sense you not moment now dags... :Doh:

Lumpy :fool:

#40
Don't fret guys...Thank you all so much for looking but I got engaged on Sunday Night.

Lumpy :roflmbo:

Got any pics? You know what they say Lumpy - THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS!!!

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