saleen Big Gun Donating Members 4,170 Member For: 22y 7m 25d Gender: Male Location: NSW Posted 12/07/03 07:49 AM Share Posted 12/07/03 07:49 AM For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on thishouse is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we canaffordit.The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front doorwith a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and Iheard you tell mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you towait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here bymyself with an $80,000 mortgage and no f#@king bike!" Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/27/#findComment-35377 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 22y 5m 19d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 13/07/03 01:01 AM Share Posted 13/07/03 01:01 AM Are you stressed out? Take this short test and find out...http://webpages.charter.net/hkirtley/stress/ Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/27/#findComment-35538 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 21y 11m 5d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 13/07/03 01:18 AM Share Posted 13/07/03 01:18 AM I don't get it ... two dolphins jumping out of the water? So?You worry me sometimes Falchoon. Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/27/#findComment-35544 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellionXR6T I'm Back!! Thats right, long over due! :) Lifetime Members 4,348 Member For: 22y 7m Gender: Male Location: West Brisbane Posted 13/07/03 02:01 AM Share Posted 13/07/03 02:01 AM I'm way too stressed, pretty sure I saw two cows???? I need help...lol. :lol: Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/27/#findComment-35551 Share on other sites More sharing options...
geea Site protagonist Lifetime Members 4,320 Member For: 22y 24d Gender: Male Location: At the lights, waiting for you. Posted 13/07/03 04:15 AM Share Posted 13/07/03 04:15 AM Not sure what state I'm in, did anyone else see Bill Clinton and George W. Bush. Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/27/#findComment-35564 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NT TURBO Member 1,128 Member For: 22y 2m 21d Gender: Male Location: Darwin NT Posted 13/07/03 05:48 AM Share Posted 13/07/03 05:48 AM Whipped Cream Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/27/#findComment-35584 Share on other sites More sharing options...
richdave SLOJAM, Gone but not forgotten Lifetime Members 1,841 Member For: 22y 7m 25d Gender: Male Location: Outer east - Melbourne Posted 13/07/03 07:59 AM Share Posted 13/07/03 07:59 AM Whipped Cream ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/27/#findComment-35607 Share on other sites More sharing options...
saleen Big Gun Donating Members 4,170 Member For: 22y 7m 25d Gender: Male Location: NSW Posted 13/07/03 08:14 AM Share Posted 13/07/03 08:14 AM t-shirt Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/27/#findComment-35609 Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRSICKT Member 1,032 Member For: 22y 1m 20d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 13/07/03 08:20 AM Author Share Posted 13/07/03 08:20 AM A bit Naughty this one, but real funny :lol: :lol: Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/27/#findComment-35612 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducatijb Lifetime Members 3,448 Member For: 22y 2m 1d Gender: Male Location: sydney Posted 13/07/03 07:42 PM Share Posted 13/07/03 07:42 PM A young hotshot gets a job with the Taxation Department. His first assignment is to audit an old rabbi. He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old rabbi, so he says, "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?"The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every oncein a while they send us a free candle."The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"The rabbi says, "We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every oncein a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls."The kid says, "And what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?"The rabbi says, "We send them to the Taxation Department, and everyonce in a while they send us a little *beep* like you." Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/22861-joke-of-the-day/page/27/#findComment-35947 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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