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  • Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be.....
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CAMP XRT

The Happy Campers are

5 nights….

Phantomchic :msm:

Tab :nono:

GlennauII :msm:

2 Nights

Eugene :spoton:

1 Night

DBoss + 3 :blink:

Tripper (Sunday)

MS700

CAMP ESSENTIALS – What to Bring

Sleepies Time

• Teddy (nothing inflatable)

• Pillow – feathered

• Blanket, sheet, sleeping bag to keep snuggly

• PJ’s NO lingerie – please be mindful of others

• Jocks, boxers, bras, socks, stockings – clean set for each day PLEASE.

In Glenns case, two per day. (Cammando is not acceptable)

• Warm clothing eg jacket jumper – cannot use others body heat. Trent and

Glenn are advised of this.

• Shirts, jeans, shorts, skirts, frocks

• Slippers, joggers, stilettos

• Raincoats for unexpected weather

• High personal morals are expected.No more than three pit girls at any one

time

Toiletries

• Toothpaste and toothbrush

• Listerine – pleeeeeease

• Soap

• Shampoo & conditioner

• Assorted personal lubricants.

• Deodorant

• Muzzles for children.

• Dog collars and chains for the naughty ones.

• Drinking hat AND drinking shoes.

Rules

• Do not make fun of sexual minority. Glenn and Trent have feelings.

• If you begin to feel faint...drink less

• If you aren't feeling faint...drink more

• Toilets are for excreting. Bushes are for durrie butts.

• Shaz is Cruise Mistress, in an organisational way.

• Glenn is cruise mistress in that “other” way.

• Children shall be seen and not heard. (this includes Glenn and Trent). They can always be sacrificed to defeat a Expensive Daewoo if needed. Remember this.

• If you barrack for Expensive Daewoo you will die.

• Dboss has the right idea. Admit it, V8's sound the best.

• If you wish to see girls in bikinis in Bathurst in October. Be prepared to

don nothing more than a G-String.The 'water' is not cold.

• The pool is for swimming.Top Deck impressions are not appreciated.

Disclaimer

• FordXR6turbo.com is not liable for damage to your liver or your retinas.

• What goes on tour, stays on tour. Unless it involves some drunken

shennanigans. In that case, you're screwed.

• Remember, there is a very busy main road at the front gate. If you wish

to cross it then please wait for assistence from the lollypop lady.

ABOVE ALL, Please remember

Shazzy (#Q) is a female and these

rules can and will be changed at will.

GET OVER IT!

author- anonymous

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I am sure whoever the anonymous writer is, he would like to apologise for Mick not having an emoticon but that may possibly because you can only have 5 in one post :blink:

Lumpy :spoton:

  • Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be.....
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The Super Cheap Auto Bathurst 1000 Off -Track Events for 2005 are as follows:

TUESDAY 4 OCTOBER

Thoroughbred Race Meeting

1.00pm - 5.30pm Tyers Park

WEDNESDAY 5 OCTOBER

Free BBQ Breakfast

7.30am - 9.30am Morse Park

Pantech Parade

10.00 am William Street

B-Rock BBQ with the Stars

5.00pm - 7.00pm King's Parade

Get your favourite drivers autograph, enjoy the free sausage sizzle and local band Metropolis

A Night with Barry Oliver - Bathurst East Rotary Club

Bathurst Convention & Function

6.30pm, tickets available from Brian Burke Printing or Bathurst Visitors Information centre

FRIDAY 7 OCTOBER

Reliance Credit Union V8 Ball

Contact Bathurst Florist on 6332 1844 for tickets

Presentation of Bathurst Young Ambassador

SATURDAY 8 OCTOBER

V8 Street Party

10.00am - 4.00pm King's Parade

Art and Craft stalls, food stalls, bands, entertainment and games for the kids, amusement rides, snake man, camel rides and much, much more.

Bathurst Uniting Church Race Weekend Celebration

6.00pm 140 William Street

Live Band and sausage sizzle

SUNDAY 9 OCTOBER

Super Cheap Auto Bathurst 1000

shazzy

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  • Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be.....
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  • Sucker
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You just forgot one thing Shazz. BYO Ear Plugs for when your nagging starts to get too much to handle!

  • Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be.....
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hi guys

I trust all attendees have read and understood post 1 :spoton:

*inserts evil laugh*

:kissmy::hohum:

shazzy

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I am sure whoever the anonymous writer is, he would like to apologise for Mick not having an emoticon but that may possibly because you can only have 5 in one post :blush:

Lumpy :crybaby:

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Good pickup that Lumpy. You've got a keen eye for the finer details, I rate that. :laughing:

  • Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be.....
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Posted

anyone going to bathurst for :-

a day

a night

whatever

add your names

so we can organise to meet up somewhere!! :msm:

Phantomchic

Tab

GlennAUII

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Posted

me and a mate are hopeful of going, so im all in so far

told me mate I would have some peeps to meet up with and hang with and get drunk, etc...

so put me on the list also

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