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Stay Well away from that Yamba. I hear the local's are all strange in the head Lumpy

Lumpy you have NFI ← Glen McGrath, 23.1 Overs, 8 Maidens, 50 Runs for 6 wickets I repeat Lumpy you have NFI ← ← Just wondering where superman is now? He bowled too much and need's a rest? We do need him now and he can't deliver. Why? HE'S TOO OLD!A test is not just the first innings, let alone the rest of the bloody series. Lumpy

BLOODY WELL BETTER BE Lumpy

15-20 min drive look who popped in lol ← Just let me know when you're gonna be there Lumpy and I'll come down. ← I'm going to be up in Brissy next weekend so I'd like to pop over and met some of you guys. Maybe a mobile phone would be the easiest? I dunno when I'll get over there.What's the address? Lumpy

Never heard tham called a Hokkar.I believe it is a Sheesh pipe and the flavoured Tabacco is called Sheesh. Scotty ← I thought they were called Hookah's and it was pronounced like the ladies of the night. Lumpy

Kinda on topic. Can anyone reccomend a program for converting high bitrate Quicktime video to something a little smaller and managable and recognised by movie maker. Something like regular MPEG. 40mb for 15 seconds is just toooo big! Lumpy

How far is the place from Kangaroo Point (Shafston Av?) Miles? Lumpy

Nice. Just wondering how hard it was to get the BF Stripes and Wheel's on that old Blueprint GT-P? She's tough. Whipple Blower for extra muscle = horn Lumpy

Seriously. Can you see under it? I think it would work, though it need the rest of the kit or at least the fat C2R Skirts, chines etc and some nice lowering going on. The again, I think it'd look much better without the wing but the low fat kit. Lumpy

Pah! All I ever do is watch cricket Not like I'm busy doing anything else Lumpy

What you doing next weekend Trent? Running away again?Lumpy

I told you Trent scrubs up alright in a mini-skirt and fishnet's but noooooooooo, Toni's too picky Lumpy

We're just waiting for you and Dayron to vacate Lumpy

Back to Back. Clark deserves the spot a hell of alot more than McGrath.How was his batting Lumpy

Fair Enough...I'll just go start one on brake shudder instead?Lumpy

What about sometime next weekend you bunch of silly \|/'s? Lumpy

Bah. He managed to bluff Strauss into committing suicide! Bully for him. Oh, and he took the shine of the new ball with his medium pace Lumpy

Warney's spinning finger and shoulder may disagree with you there Lumpy. ← Well, assuming he's fit I meant. Day by day.Greg Matthew's unchanged bowled all day in India, 35 degrees, 80% humidity, in a bloody sweater! It wouldbe impossible for any paceman to do that! Lumpy

But that's all he did, when he came back for the last few tests he was ineffectual, it was a shame to see dizzy play beyond his time. Why they never brought Bracken in I'll never know.It was horrible to see one of the best genuine fast bowlers of our day reduced to a stock bowler, because none of the others had the guts to last it out. This three paceman and a spinner attack is suicide. Lumpy

Warne is older, but spin bowling is no where near as demanding (overall) on the body as medium pace like McGrath. Warne is the greatest spin bowler ever perhaps one of the greatest bowlers. McGrath? He's a decent medium pacer, but in context nothing more than a change bowler. Silenced his critics in India? When? When Johnson wasn't playing? When he was bowling to tail enders? Tendulkar played like an wet rag to be honest. Bracken took as many wickets at a similar average but they were IMPORTANT wickets. Be very interesting to see McGrath and Clark back to back. Sure, he keeps bowling a similar line and length. Which is great, until a decent batsman like Vaughn works out that's all he EVER does. Step, Step down the wicket and 177 runs later. Lumpy

I believe a zillion years ago, when Scotty (KTFord) got his black BBQ Xeded at Chiptorque, they picked up pinging with the stock Ford ECU!He never heard it, but their little magic box thing could. Lumpy

Martyn gives slips catching practice....again! Scored too quickly hitting beautiful and straight. Ok, he's out of my team. The 11th player will be Hodge. Though Marcus North wouldn't be too far behind. Lumpy

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey *beep* balls. Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer. Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey *beep* balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a *beep*, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun... [Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns] Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... [Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table] Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine... [They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side] Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... f*ck off!

McGrath is just past it Zap. He's too old, not quick and he's lost alot of his accuracy. He is not a opener, barely a change bowler. International teams have worked out they can just step down the wicket to him. Stuart Clark is in the same 'accurate' mold, but he's quicker, has more variation, better bounce and he can keep bowling to boot. Hayden once again, Fiddles Fart's and Fails. 21 off 47. Langer's off to a good start, he seems to have had a decent start in the Shield this year. My team would have been: Langer, Jacques, Ponting, Hussey, Gilchrist, Warne, Lee, S. Clark, Johnson, Tait and Martyn (one last chance and only if he hits in front of square!) Lumpy

Alternatively: Much more fun. Lumyp