Ode To Plonky

[Macktheknife]

Good forum poets are some.

Though others, quite frankly, are bum.

They write with nil wit,

Their rhymeing is is sh!t,

Though somehow, they get the job done.

[Phantomxr6]

well done :afro:

[plonky]

There was a Ford driver from Leeds

who swallowed a packet of seeds

Great tufts of grass grew out of his a$s

and his b@lls were covered with seeds

[HellionXR6T]

I'll probably get a warning on this one. It's all good fun. Hey strike back at Phantom if you wish, I just couldn't help myself. I'm bored!

There was a team called HgAg.

Who gathered for a cup of tea.

With cardigans in hand.

Made their look oh so bland.

Forever striving for a better coloured “T”.

[Phantomxr6]

I'll probably get a warning on this one. It's all good fun. Hey strike back at Phantom if you wish, I just couldn't help myself. I'm bored!

There was a team called HgAg.

Who gathered for a cup of tea.

With cardigans in hand.

Made their look oh so bland.

Forever striving for a better coloured “T”.

What he said.

[Redhawk]

Ed......etc;

In the words of the great Australian prophet......."F*uck U" :D

That's only cause I can't come up with a witty verse about Purple........yet! :lol:

[XRSICKT]

Ed......etc;

In the words of the great Australian prophet......."F*uck U" :D

That's only cause I can't come up with a witty verse about Purple........yet! :lol:

that's easy,

Purple only attracts low iq holders like Steve Urcle

no offence to anyone, just making it rhyme

[XR6TK1W1]

Purple is a girlie colour,

that is why I picked another,

not to say its all that ugly,

just a colour that's kinda fugly,

Look a citric or acid rush,

a small reminder of the colour puss,

Silvers nice,

Its kinda fancy,

not that purple built for nancys.

blueprint rocks,

it makes a statment,

while purple blends into the pavment,

naroomas there,

brings some class,

watch these T's as they fly pass,

gongos green,

ive said enough,

the only colour that makes purple buff,

Blood orange is bright,

man its bold,

not for the silver boys,

they're to old,

and then theres venom,

the colour of mine,

makes the car look so sublime,

but in the end,

theyre all just great,

they built a T quicker than the 8,

good on you ford for your colour selection,

so we can bicker and make rejections,

but the one real thing I love to see,

is the colour purple,

cause its differant from me!!!

Happy motoring chaps!!!!!

[KEN 24T]

Well Done, XR6TK1W1 ... Well Done!

[sixfan]

Mercury silver, the colour of class,

buy it if you want some ar$e

get yourself this classy car

then drive to Sydney's mardi gra

Now mind you, it can be said

some woolly wofter's prefer them red

and I can say that I have even seen

to friendly chaps in a congo green

Naroma blue now that's suspect,

a little camp? as I expect.

citric, now, that's that bitter yellow?

no doubt some insipid fellow

silhouette? now what's the game?

that's just black. what a silly name.

talk about your "stealth T cruiser"

pity the fellow, he's just a looser.

Never mind redemptions near

you need not live your life in fear!

trade in your car for a phantom T

let yourself be the best that you can be.