SixFan,

Bravo, bravo ... author, author ...

Where the hell are the little clapping Smilies?

Onya sixfan...What a champion effort.

That's great!

There is no choice but to salute complete brilliance.

Hey I invited a bombardment of attacks, I was surprized to get this much of a reaction. Not bad for something written in a few seconds...lol.

sixfan, this is for you.

Well done sixfan, I'll stealth up on you one day & reply to you calling me a looser.

Ode to the Boss

There is a young man named Chris

all his life he's taken the piss

out of those he referred to as bevans

But now he's known just as CJF-077

Now times come to pass

and Chris parks his arse

views to the bridge, all day to ponder

in front of that big computer monitor

Tired of the ho hum hum drum

his transport made him bored

he loaned fifty grand from mum

then went to the men who only sold ford

Give me a falcon, one with a turbo thing

Yes that XR Acid Rush one

Now all the girls will go bling bling

His veins now fuelled with Optimax

I've heard him say "this's better than sex"

His kiwi neighbour says "hey cuz

you've turned into Mad freakin Mex"

His new beast he washed, he polished

admiration & love he admonished

spirits now lifted, smile like split melon

this IT geek had entered auto heaven

He new of others like him, all over the nation

contact was made with his internet connection

all those he new were sick of his ravin

he needed new mates, he wanted a haven

Chris left his old mates, his engine was revvin

And that's how he gave us XR6T heaven.

Scotty