Surely you don't mean me, do you?

Scotty

You are there King Kimbo...... or is that queen??

Chooka

Ok Phantomchic - just to show you us blokes aren't totally warped.... lets transition to a more normal story:

From correspondents in Warsaw

January 10, 2008 02:02am

A POLISH man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.

Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

and this one...... Scotty - careful with this one - it's right up your alleyFrom correspondents in Berlin

January 11, 2008 07:32am

A MAN and a woman in Germany lost their jobs after pretending to be on a training course while taking an S&M sex holiday at their employer's expense.

"We've never had a case quite like this before," said a spokeswoman for a labour court in Dortmund today.

The pair who worked at a Dortmund retirement home said they had been at a further education seminar in eastern Germany, for which their employer duly paid.

But after a tip-off, the home found out the middle-aged couple had actually taken a holiday apartment used by devotees of sado-masochistic sex near the Dutch border.

When the couple denied they had skipped the seminar, their employers took them to court. The pair agreed to resign when it was found that the training course had never taken place.

Normal?

Normal?

Yeah - it was normal for Vladimir to be going to the knock shop. The abnormal bit happened when he walked in.

As for the two whip handlers, that was probably a normal weekend away - at the companies expense. The abnormal bit was getting found out.

Just thinking - Senna is in Japan.... it's not too far to Copenhagen from there....

The world can be a wonderful place.

Scotty

Ok Phantomchic - just to show you us blokes aren't totally warped.... lets transition to a more normal story:

From correspondents in Warsaw

January 10, 2008 02:02am

A POLISH man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.

Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

typical male

the wife just trying to bring some more cash in for a better lifestyle and he's putting the hard earned $$ back in the very same till

AND THEN has a whinge..

She is working her arse off (literally) to fill the piggy bank and he is dipping in it (literally )

She is working her arse off (literally) to fill the piggy bank and he is dipping in it (literally )

Inconsiderate bastard.

ha ha ha

playing with the edit buttons tabitha AGAIN