so if I move to the shire will I grow shorter and get hariy feet?

you will grow two heads.

haha.. I thought that was in tassie? ah well I better get the band saw and angle grider ready again!

Nope, if you move to the Shire you'll get a sore neck from perving on all the Northies chicks....

there's just something about the chicks from the shire!

well that makes it almost worth growing the extra head and hairy feet!

whats wrong with the chicks out west...

There is plenty of room in the Shire, padstow heights falls under the shire  

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Far from it mate

Here we go with the Shire crap again.

Basically it's an area of in bread nongs with a sheltered American like attitude of nothing else exists. They've even lost the ability to properly identify the place from the thousands of other shires in the country.

While it's a nice place, there are plenty of places around Sydney that are much nicer (and many more that are worse), but that depends on what you're after.

Do you want a hectic hell hole, beaches, be close to your dealer or peaceful bush with no neighbours around to piss you off.

It also depends on what you want to spend.

But, I have to agree that the best move is to stay in QLD. You guys have it all there and the petrol is cheaper.

Nope, if you move to the Shire you'll get a sore neck from perving on all the Northies chicks....

   

there's just something about the chicks from the shire!

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Obviously have not been to the "Fid" Mickus