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  • Flaccid Member
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Wife:

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

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then do the gentlemanly thing and put a ring on her finger :( I now have three kids and a XR6T.....and all my housework is done daily :wink1:

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The only issue beeing that walking frames owned by these said chicks and a multi-story house do not mix real well.

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Surely theres sh*tloads of chicks in Yamba that would be keen Lumpster?

Maybe he needs to post a pic of himself up to show the girls what a glamour he is :spoton:

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He doesn't need to post a pic of himself to attract a good looking shiela - just has to come into some money ... like last week's Lotto winner ...

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He doesn't need to post a pic of himself to attract a good looking shiela - just has to come into some money ... like last week's Lotto winner ...

jeez, my masculine body hair has really developed since then :laughing:

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You are a sad bloke LP. I think you will be relying on Ms Palmer and her five daughters for a few years to come.

Get a job, a house, a decent car and a makeover might help. Also whatever you do, dont mention that you like porn.

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Will need to be physically fit just to lift Lump's hopefully unlumped undies from hamper to the machine and up to the line, yukko

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