EvilDaifu Cruise Whore Moderating Team 5,130 Member For: 19y 9m 25d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 07/08/06 10:35 AM Share Posted 07/08/06 10:35 AM Hi Guys,I just drove up to Albury with 2 Expensive Daewoo CV8 Monaros and they were flinging Ford snipes at me front and back (now why did I loan 'em the CB radios again ).Examples:"We'll bring a tow rope for you because you'll be a bit slow getting out of Melbourne.""Make sure you bring a tool box with you.""You missing an exhaust pipe?"I actually wanted to post this up before I went to Albury, but forgot to, so I was a bit come-back challenged on the road. Anyway, I can still email them both after the event So, looking for some great come-backs / stabs. Please post up or direct me to a good link of them Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/27519-so-what-can-i-say-as-come-backs/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpen Poison Fish. Poison Fish. TASTY FISH!!! Donating Members 5,181 Member For: 22y 2m 16d Gender: Male Location: The Bogan Shire Posted 07/08/06 10:39 AM Share Posted 07/08/06 10:39 AM "We'll bring a tow rope for you because you'll be a bit slow getting out of Melbourne."←Well, if you expect me to go in convoy with you, of course I'll have to slow down and wait for you!"Make sure you bring a tool box with you."←Absolutely nessecary. I mean, it's not like you can fit all the tools you'll need to repair your car in that tiny boot."You missing an exhaust pipe?"←I am? I Wouldn't know, but then again, you have been behind me the whole trip...Lumpy Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/27519-so-what-can-i-say-as-come-backs/#findComment-418095 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDaifu Cruise Whore Moderating Team 5,130 Member For: 19y 9m 25d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 07/08/06 10:41 AM Author Share Posted 07/08/06 10:41 AM Dammit Lumpy, you have the gift of the gab! Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/27519-so-what-can-i-say-as-come-backs/#findComment-418098 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EZ2CME Formerly XR6NA Member 3,512 Member For: 19y 6m Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 07/08/06 10:49 AM Share Posted 07/08/06 10:49 AM "We'll bring a tow rope for you because you'll be a bit slow getting out of Melbourne."←Well, if you expect me to go in convoy with you, of course I'll have to slow down and wait for you!"Make sure you bring a tool box with you."←Absolutely nessecary. I mean, it's not like you can fit all the tools you'll need to repair your car in that tiny boot."You missing an exhaust pipe?"←I am? I Wouldn't know, but then again, you have been behind me the whole trip...Lumpy ← Very good lumpy Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/27519-so-what-can-i-say-as-come-backs/#findComment-418103 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Here since the start... Lifetime Members 10,282 Member For: 22y 1m 5d Gender: Male Location: Victoria Posted 07/08/06 11:07 AM Share Posted 07/08/06 11:07 AM "We'll bring a tow rope for you because you'll be a bit slow getting out of Melbourne.""That's ok. I'll catch up when you pull over to top up your oil.""Make sure you bring a tool box with you.""Shouldn't you carry that? There must be heaps of room in the boot with a space saver for a spare." "You missing an exhaust pipe?"If they were autos you could try..."Your missing 2 gears." Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/27519-so-what-can-i-say-as-come-backs/#findComment-418108 Share on other sites More sharing options...
F6 UTE - Track Bound EVO III - Member 3,367 Member For: 20y 5m 15d Gender: Male Location: Strapped in and holding on Posted 07/08/06 11:20 AM Share Posted 07/08/06 11:20 AM I would've just dropped it back a peg and smoked it past them......??? Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/27519-so-what-can-i-say-as-come-backs/#findComment-418115 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFHOON Donating Members 1,932 Member For: 19y 2m 6d Gender: Male Location: nsw Posted 07/08/06 11:26 AM Share Posted 07/08/06 11:26 AM lets race lets race lets race Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/27519-so-what-can-i-say-as-come-backs/#findComment-418121 Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantomchic Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be..... Lifetime Members 14,092 Member For: 20y 8m 19d Gender: Female Location: Noosa QLD Posted 07/08/06 12:27 PM Share Posted 07/08/06 12:27 PM H-*beep*S-sexualV-vehiclesWhat do you call a Expensive Daewoo Late model camira on the top of a steep hill?A bloody miracle. How do you double the value of a Expensive Daewoo Commodore?Fill up the tank. What is the most efficient way to service a Expensive Daewoo Commodore?Remove the plugs, air filter, oil filter, drain the oil, and get rid of the bloody car!Con just had a car park fender bender in his VC 4.2 litre. The drivers door is a write off. Should he:a: Spend $400 and get a quality replacement and colour matching service.b: Get one from the wreckers for $40, prime it gunmetal grey (the rest of the car is red), and leave it like that for 2 years.c: Bash the thing back together with a hammer and be done with it.Does that helpshazzy Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/27519-so-what-can-i-say-as-come-backs/#findComment-418145 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falchoon I see red Member 5,758 Member For: 22y 5m 14d Location: nowhere in particular Posted 07/08/06 09:08 PM Share Posted 07/08/06 09:08 PM H opeO yourL uckD oesn'tE ndN owH eapsO fL argeD ents,E ngineN oises Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/27519-so-what-can-i-say-as-come-backs/#findComment-418202 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chooka THE Member Donating Members 1,210 Member For: 19y 10m 26d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 07/08/06 09:25 PM Share Posted 07/08/06 09:25 PM Outside now! Chooka Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/27519-so-what-can-i-say-as-come-backs/#findComment-418206 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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