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Not Tonight Dear, I Have A Headache

God666
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#1

You can just picture the scene, .... the wedding night and the Husband says to his new wife..... "how about it" .... to which the wife duly replies, "not tonight dear, I just broke my fuggin ribs"....

A BRIDE and groom were taken to hospital after the Ferrari in which they were travelling hit a brick wall in a car park yesterday.

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With a start to the honeymoon like that, I suggest that this pair should not breed :sick:

#2

They reckon the fast pedal got stuck... :sick:

#3
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They reckon the fast pedal got stuck... :sick:

Probably a knee jerk reaction when the "driver" copped a bite on his gearstick. Common problem I understand .... there is a lesson in this for all you kiddies out there..... don't try to drive and get your rocket polished at the same time!

#4

It can be done! :laughing:

#5

Just how fast do you need to go in a car park :laughing::laughing:

shazzy

#6
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Just how fast do you need to go in a car park  :laughing:  :laughing:

shazzy

Recommended is about 30 strokes per minute :blink:

#7

Bwahahahahahahhahaahahaaaaa

Love your work ROFL

#8
Just how fast do you need to go in a car park  :laughing:  :blink:

shazzy

Recommended is about 30 strokes per minute :spit:

A bit slower if your blushing bride can suck a golf ball through a 12mm garden hose..... :laughing:

#9
Just how fast do you need to go in a car park  :sick:  :+1:

shazzy

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Recommended is about 30 strokes per minute :+1:

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A bit slower if your blushing bride can suck a golf ball through a 12mm garden hose..... :sick:

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:spit::sick::+1:

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