Mattson's Thought Of The Day Part #

[mattson]

Like many of my bright idea's this one happened in what I like to call... "The thinking Place" ... my 2nd/guest bathroom that my wife makes me use when I go number 2's....

So, I'm reading the sunday paper and I notice this story, which headline reads something like:

'Woman swims around Manhattan'

and, the first paragraph goes something like this:

There's a woman who swam around Manhattan. When asked why she

did it. She said, 'Because no one had ever done it before.'

Well, upon reading this a light bulb.. or brain fart or something pops in my knoggin as I thought: she didn't have to do that. If she wanted to do something

no one else had ever done before, she could just make my dinner, do my dishes, wash my clothes and clean the house without whinging...........

When I mentioned this out loud, my wife (watching TV) told me to stay in there (the bog) until I had a better suggestion....

now I know why it's called the out house............................

figured there ain't no better place to share this with my friends

love and respect to all women,

Matt

[CHIPS]

:lol: ......Love your work Matt!

[Trough Lolly]

bahahaha... gold!

[GOLDIE]

Poor jen she has to put up with you for the rest of her life.

Good one matt.

Ian

[Lumpen]

Like many of my bright idea's this one happened in what I like to call... "The thinking Place" ... my 2nd/guest bathroom that my wife makes me use when I go number 2's....

So, I'm reading the sunday paper and I notice this story, which headline reads something like:

'Woman swims around Manhattan'

and, the first paragraph goes something like this:

There's a woman who swam around Manhattan. When asked why she

did it. She said, 'Because no one had ever done it before.'

Well, upon reading this a light bulb.. or brain fart or something pops in my knoggin as I thought:  she didn't have to do that. If she wanted to do something

no one else had ever done before, she could just make my dinner, do my dishes, wash my clothes and clean the house without whinging...........

When I mentioned this out loud, my wife (watching TV) told me to stay in there (the bog) until I had a better suggestion....

now I know why it's called the out house............................

figured there ain't no better place to share this with my friends

love and respect to all women,

Matt

Singlehandedly set the course of Emancipation and Femminisim back 200 years

Great Work Mattson

Lumpy

[Blown BA]

From now on l shall call the Nutty Proffesor .,..............

[maximum_velocity]

:lol: ......Love your work Matt!

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.........So do I and as always

[ktford]

Matt = freak

Scotty

[eatV8]

Poor jen she has to put up with you for the rest of her life.

Good one matt.

Ian

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No she doesn't, shes got a choice :lol: :lol: :lol:

[ktford]

Poor jen she has to put up with you for the rest of her life.

Good one matt.

Ian

No she doesn't, shes got a choice :lol: :lol: :lol:

But lucky for Maffy, no gun liscence

Scotty