-carty nutter Member 1,966 Member For: 21y 3m 29d Location: Wagga Wagga Posted 24/06/04 03:21 PM Share Posted 24/06/04 03:21 PM this first one is my fav...in a treehouse of horror a krusty doll is trying to kill homer...Homer : Marge look! The clown is trying to kill me, and the toasters been laughing at me!Bart : so ralph, whats it taste likeRalph : it tastes like burning Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/11477-favorite-simpsons-quotes/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA_Turbs Member 836 Member For: 21y 8m 15d Gender: Male Posted 24/06/04 03:38 PM Share Posted 24/06/04 03:38 PM "Operator, give me the number for 9-11" Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/11477-favorite-simpsons-quotes/#findComment-136943 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty05 Member 228 Member For: 21y 4m 4d Location: The city of churches and TURBO XR'S Posted 24/06/04 09:49 PM Share Posted 24/06/04 09:49 PM BART: Homer do you wear Boxers or Jocks?HOMER (looking down the front of his pants) : Nope! Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/11477-favorite-simpsons-quotes/#findComment-136953 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guests Posted 24/06/04 09:58 PM Share Posted 24/06/04 09:58 PM Press any key to continue,Homie.."Any key ?which one is the any key??"Cletus,"whats a light switch""Hey ma, get off the dang roof"vik Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/11477-favorite-simpsons-quotes/#findComment-136956 Share on other sites More sharing options...
crisso . Donating Members 1,199 Member For: 21y 5m 20d Location: Sydney Posted 24/06/04 10:07 PM Share Posted 24/06/04 10:07 PM oh, this is a sensational thread...I am going to make it my job to post a quote every day...does that count as spamming??? I think not Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday. Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.Chris Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/11477-favorite-simpsons-quotes/#findComment-136961 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scootre Guests Posted 24/06/04 10:19 PM Share Posted 24/06/04 10:19 PM Awesome thread idea.Lisa: ...it's an ancient Pagen tradition.Homer: God bless the Pagans.And...Inside an alien space ship, where the Simpsons are being treated to a feast while en route to the Alient planet...Lisa: Mum, Dad, everyone... stop eating. The Aliens are trying to fatten us up so they can eat us all.Marge: don't be silly Lisa.Lisa: No Mum, look at this book I found in their kitchen: "How to cook humans".Alien: No, no... there's dust on that book. (Blows it off), See? It says "how to cook FOR humans"Lisa: hang on there's more dust on the cover. (Blows it off). There! - "How to cook FORTY humans".Alien: (Blows off more dust) - No - it says, "How to cook FOR forty humans". Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/11477-favorite-simpsons-quotes/#findComment-136965 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basher_tsv Guests Posted 24/06/04 10:24 PM Share Posted 24/06/04 10:24 PM My Fave ..Ralph - "I don't have a red crayon"Teacher - "Where is your red crayon?"Ralph - "I ate it ..."(Or close enuff to tha effect)B Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/11477-favorite-simpsons-quotes/#findComment-136967 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlennAUII Former XT pilot Lifetime Members 4,791 Member For: 21y 9m 12d Gender: Male Location: The Womb Posted 24/06/04 10:26 PM Share Posted 24/06/04 10:26 PM when theres a badger in the dogs kennel...kids to homer: dad theres a badger in there!homer: badger my ass! its probably millhouse. MILLHOUSE!!*badger tears him to shreds*:lol: Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/11477-favorite-simpsons-quotes/#findComment-136968 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcl Toughest BA Turbo Lifetime Members 3,408 Member For: 22y 4m 11d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 24/06/04 10:29 PM Share Posted 24/06/04 10:29 PM Bart, when defending himself"I didn't do it""nobody saw me do it""you can't prove a thing" Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/11477-favorite-simpsons-quotes/#findComment-136971 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellionXR6T I'm Back!! Thats right, long over due! :) Lifetime Members 4,348 Member For: 22y 6m 1d Gender: Male Location: West Brisbane Posted 24/06/04 10:41 PM Share Posted 24/06/04 10:41 PM One word, used by so many characters: "Yoink"..... :lol: Link to comment https://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/topic/11477-favorite-simpsons-quotes/#findComment-136976 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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