Englishman,irishman and aussie at the bar talking about their teenage daughters,the pommie says he is disappointed,he found a packet of smokes in his daughters cupboard last night,the aussie said that's nothing I found a half empty bottle of scotch in my daughters room,then the irishman piped up and said how upset he was ,he found a packet of condoms in his daughters dresser and he didn't even now she had a dick