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  • Big Gun
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Most women I know can't cook either. But hey, beggers can't be choosers............. :thumbsup:

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  • voy74656
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  • Location: Adelaide
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my 2 cents...my dad was harvesting and had to fill up the harvester with fuel...the fuelcap is on the back of the harvester - you've gotta climb up a ladder to get to it.

So dad's happily filling away...all done...off he goes...gets a load of wheat...comes back..unloads the wheat into the field bin...and reverses back to fill up the field bin....he notices the harvester is having a little trouble reversing....

He gets out and notices he's flattened the fuel tanker......theres over 1000 litres of diesel on the ground... the fuel tanker has a flattened crease right through the middle.......needless to say no wheat will grow there for a few years to come.

The harvester didnt even have a scratch...iiinteresting. They make those case harvesters to last. :blink:

  • It's All In Your Mind
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I knew I should'nt nave let my stupid b**ch girlfriend drive the T.

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Th FORD GOD will not be pleased at such a total and completely unforgivable act for which the only cure is an immediate and complete divorce (even if your not married). Don't chain her up chase her away, and refuse to ever speak to her again. :thumbsup:

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  • Member For: 22y 10m 18d
  • Location: South oz
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Ok people I have calmed down a bit now,managed not 2 kill her.

No pics yet damm camera cant get software 2 load,Ill keep trying.

Any way not so bad got a quote from a mates old man -$700 !

Pretty good price,next closest was $1050.

Hope she comes up with the cash soon.

Hate driving round in a scared T.

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  • Former XT pilot
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whatr a shame porn star! :lol:

jk

  • It's All In Your Mind
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Finally some pic's :sleepystuff:

;)

You now have ten thousand million brownie points, remember to use them wisely and to your advantage. Imagine if you did that to a womans washing machine or sewing machine or any other such boring device that they seem to have a penchant for, you wouldn't be forgiven until you bought her a new one. Hhmmmm now theres a thought :smilielol::smilielol:

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