Amy Winehouse Dead

[STAINLESS again plz]

Is it too soon for all the inappropriate jokes? Facebook is just littered with them, so many worthy of sharing too.

if u dont laugh you cry ...

bring em on

[Pazzo]

I know I should not but had to. Just before she passed.

[Ciaran]

I want the jokes!

[Mat]

Good riddance to white trash I reckon

Stolen from the land of PF

Q. Why does Amy Winehouse have a tattoo of a pocket on her boob?

A. It's where she keeps the tattoo of her keys.

Q: What's more toxic to babies than Chinese milk?

A: Amy Winehouse breastfeeding your kids!

Q: Amy Winehouse's health is at risk due to her crack problem.

A: Her doctors say that if she doesn't wash it soon, she'll get gangrene.

S1: Singer Amy Winehouse was rushed to a London hospital Monday night.

S2: Apparently she walked naked past a mirror and saw her pen*s.

Q: Why was Amy Winehouse being treated for an adverse reaction to medication?

A: Doctor said she had overdosed on fresh air.

Q: Amy Winehouse just received the starring role in what movie?

A: Fraggle Rock: The Movie

Q: What will Amy Winehouse do with her 5 grammy awards?

A: Sell them on Ebay to buy crack!

Q: Which movie starring Amy Winehouse is getting Oscar buzz?

A: "Coke Whore"

S1: In world news today Switzerland just medicalised heroin!

S2: In other news, Amy Winehouse is moving to Switzerland!

Q: Why is Amy Winehouse having fainting spells?

A: Her crack levels are getting low!

Q: What is Amy Winehouse's favorite song?

A: I wanna rock!

Q: Whats worse than having Britney Spears as a mom?

A: Having Amy Winehouse as a nanny

[mattyb]

She wasn't big here, just a one hit wonder, but I have friends in the uk who were glad to be back in oz an not have to listen to any of her music on the radio. They likened her to a UK Blues version of Powderfinger... Big in their country of origin, but that's it... Similar to The Baby shambles, lol.

[Worm]

Michael Jackson announces a tour and dies soon after...

Amy Winehouse announces a tour and dies soon after...

Millions of people sit waiting for Justin Bieber to announce his next tour...

[Ciaran]

hahaha yessssss

[Corzza]

They reckon health issues got her.

Why am I not surprised?!

[STAINLESS again plz]

I had close friends who became junkies and died. I think they are f*ckwitts. Im not gunna have a drop of sympathy for a dead junkie that ive never even met. Just cause she sang a few songs? The most popular one being about said addiction. Come on.

But the news is either her sad death or that guy who rode a bike from aust to france. Dont know him or care either. Ipod day at work.

Edited 24/07/11 09:47 PM by STAINLESS

[Mitch_]

Before telling such sick and abusive jokes about Amy Winehouse, think about her poor close friends, imagine how they will feel on Tuesday when they wake up and find out.