Redhawk ....Time to lay this fairytale aside...... Legacy Donating Member 2,657 Member For: 23y 6m 29d Gender: Male Location: In the Ferry on the River Styx, not getting out just yet! Posted 06/10/03 07:37 AM Posted 06/10/03 07:37 AM Oh dear "God" has spokenMe Lady ...*bends at waist in low bow of reverence*Yes, Me Lady, tis your humble servant ... here to do your bidding. Ask of me what you will and it shall be done without hesitation nor reservation.*wild sweeping gesture with one arm in front of body and one arm behind*Foot rub? Neck massage? Ask and it's yours Me Lady ... Geeze Ken, slick as sh!t man B) A male tart if ever there was one, one flippant remark from a comely damsel and your away.........male menopause has'nt kicked in yet by any chance?? Must admit MissXR like your signature.
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 23y 3m 9d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 06/10/03 07:41 AM Posted 06/10/03 07:41 AM Geeze Ken, slick as sh!t man B) A male tart if ever there was one, one flippant remark from a comely damsel and your away.........male menopause has'nt kicked in yet by any chance?? Must admit MissXR like your signature. Al, Yes it's true ... I'm smitten! The lovely MissXR and I have now had the pleasure ... of 2 cruises and if I ever catch up with little miss lead-foot ... :lol: ... the fact that she's now a moderator has absolutely no bearing on my current praise and worship of Me Lady ... sheer coincidence, that's all!
KittyKatSmack Itty Bitty Kitty Kar Member 859 Member For: 23y 24d Location: on a road near you.... Posted 06/10/03 09:09 AM Author Posted 06/10/03 09:09 AM A very impressive signature indeed!!!!Like I said before, am very glad this isn't a competition!Am actually glad that there are already other females here, am already a member of other forums where I am the only female on board...... Lord have MERCY!But is great to participate here and have fun too!I am looking forward to meeting Missxr and everyone at the next big event, am sure we will have lots of laughs.And I thought Ken was slick in the other threads, but the sheer suction going on here, methinks Missxr should get Ken over to vaccuum her carpets with that one!!!WOW!*is impressed**ponders if Ken's better half works in the same way to get him to do the housework*:DBut seriously, am having a great time, thanks to all for the big welcome!
bara Member 183 Member For: 23y 2m 25d Location: Gold Coast Posted 08/10/03 08:57 AM Posted 08/10/03 08:57 AM Very impressed with your Miss XR logo.Might get you to do one up for the BARA.You're obviously a talented young girl
GOLDIE My new toy Legacy Donating Member 5,344 Member For: 23y 5m 17d Gender: Male Location: stanthorpe wine capital of qld. Posted 08/10/03 09:44 AM Posted 08/10/03 09:44 AM What a great site we have great cars great people,sexy women,and ken I guess we can not have every thing.kittykat and missxr are a breath of fresh air.Ian
Redhawk ....Time to lay this fairytale aside...... Legacy Donating Member 2,657 Member For: 23y 6m 29d Gender: Male Location: In the Ferry on the River Styx, not getting out just yet! Posted 08/10/03 12:53 PM Posted 08/10/03 12:53 PM The "Lady Killer" Ken......Sitting on a park bench --Eyeing little girls with bad intent.Snot running down his nose --Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.Drying in the cold sun --Watching as the frilly panties run.Feeling like a dead duck --Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.Sun streaking cold --An old man wandering lonely.Taking timeThe only way he knows.Know the lyrics?????Check the pic for a clue........
KittyKatSmack Itty Bitty Kitty Kar Member 859 Member For: 23y 24d Location: on a road near you.... Posted 08/10/03 01:15 PM Author Posted 08/10/03 01:15 PM That picture has definately been seen before......
KittyKatSmack Itty Bitty Kitty Kar Member 859 Member For: 23y 24d Location: on a road near you.... Posted 08/10/03 01:21 PM Author Posted 08/10/03 01:21 PM *strains brain now*
KittyKatSmack Itty Bitty Kitty Kar Member 859 Member For: 23y 24d Location: on a road near you.... Posted 08/10/03 01:22 PM Author Posted 08/10/03 01:22 PM Oh God, it was vinyl.....Do you know how many vinyls died for our listening pleasure?But anyway.....Jethro Tull
KittyKatSmack Itty Bitty Kitty Kar Member 859 Member For: 23y 24d Location: on a road near you.... Posted 08/10/03 01:25 PM Author Posted 08/10/03 01:25 PM It finishes......Leg hurting bad,As he bends to pick a dog-end --He goes down to the bogAnd warms his feet.Feeling alone --The army's up the rodeSalvation à la mode andA cup of tea.Aqualung my friend --Don't start away uneasyYou poor old sod, you see, it's only me.Do you still rememberDecember's foggy freeze --When the ice thatClings on to your beard isScreaming agony.And you snatch your rattling last breathsWith deep-sea-diver sounds,And the flowers bloom likeMadness in the spring.Geez, make a girl think next time.......don't do that!!!it hurts!
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