I can't remember the rest, who can help.........

there was a young RICK from mt huckett......

Edited 21/12/06 09:51 AM21/12/06 09:51 AM by no turbo

who always in a bucket

when the bucket was full

rick always took it back to mt hucket

who always  in a bucket

when the bucket was full

rick always took it back to mt hucket

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uumm...

A Limeric has the 1st, 2nd and 5th lines ryhming while the 3rd and 4th line ryhme. Your about a line short of a Limeric......

who always  in a bucket

when the bucket was full

He did one last stool

rick always took it back to mt hucket

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Edited 21/12/06 10:50 AM21/12/06 10:50 AM by bjcrown

I can't remember the rest, who can help.........

there was a young RICK from mt huckett......

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There was a young Rick from Mt Hucket

Who's c@ck was so big he could suck it

He said with a grin

Whilst wiping his chin

If my ear was \|/ I could F@ck it.

There was a young Rick from Kent,

Whose c@ck was so long it was bent.

To save himself trouble,

He put it in double,

And instead of coming he went.............

There was a young Rick form Mt Hucket,

Who couldn't win fairly so said f*ck it,

I'll give him a punt,

Show everyone I'm a \|/,

And smugly walk away with the bucket.

(Just to be topical, couldn't resist).

There was a young Rick from Kent,

Whose c@ck was so long it was bent.

To save himself trouble,

He put it in double,

And instead of coming he went.............

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Surely you can do better than that Pete

Good work though Claude - you're a true source of inspiration

Limericks were pure entertainment in years gone by - it was a true artform.

Many were related to performances in fine ale houses, such as this - and most formed a pattern as suggested earlier.

There once was a barmaid named Gale

On whose breas*s was the menu for ale

But since she was kind

For the sake of the blind

On her a$s it was printed in Braille.

As for Rick from Mt Huckett..... sounds like he has cousins from Nantucket.