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Kalac felt so bad after the game that he was suicidal.  Apparently he tried to dive in front of a bus but it just glanced off him and continued down the road.

Actually no it didn't - bloody thing only went 50 metres before the front bumper (complete with McBullbar) fell on the ground, which the bus then promptly ran over, and it ripped the steering gear and front crossmember clean out of it.

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That is a great way to describe it....

:gooff:

Jack  :pinch:

I dunno .... leave yourself wide open to an intercept from the other woman and she's off with your purse. So now you have no money and no shoes. Not my idea of good shopping.

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Even the missus understands it... so, surely someone of Lumpy's intelligence will too....

So, exactly what are you saying here?? That Lumpy is barely smarter than a shiela who was dumb enough to marry YOU???

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I dunno .... leave yourself wide open to an intercept from the other woman and she's off with your purse. So now you have no money and no shoes. Not my idea of good shopping.

:smilielol: :smilielol:

Dunno Jeff..women running off with Wallets?

Sounds more like marriage than an offside penalty :smilielol:

Lumpy :tease:

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Good review of the match:

Indeed it is... and at the start he's a wrap for Poll the English ref but by the end he's driving off in a car with square wheels on it... GOLD :stirthepot::spoton::spoton:

Jack :3gears:

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A mate sent me this, a bit cheesy but good for a laugh...

A song about Harry Kewell...

Jack :rokon:

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I dunno .... leave yourself wide open to an intercept from the other woman and she's off with your purse. So now you have no money and no shoes. Not my idea of good shopping.

:wub::pinch:

Dunno Jeff..women running off with Wallets?

Sounds more like marriage than an offside penalty :rokon:

Lumpy :smilielol:

could have all been avoided if the man was in right place at the right time in the first place!! :smilielol:

shazzy

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Put your money where your mouth is guys and fast odds are falling for the Aust vs Italy game. TAB offering 4.5 -1 and Sportsbet were 6.5-1 at the same time 3 hours ago now Sportsbet at 5.75-1. Get on it!

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Ok... well tonight is the big night...

Who is staying up or getting up to watch the biggest football event in Australia's history?

It will be a huge game, I just hope we play well... win, lose or draw. As long as we make a good account of ourselves then I will be happy!!

Do you think we can win? Are Italy going to kill us? Is Italy really scared of Guus Hiddink? Come on people... this is massive!!!

I think the result will be 1-1 and go to extra time... then on to penalty kicks... from there who knows. Australian win...

Anyone else wanna play 'nearest the pin' with the result?

GO SOCCEROOS

Jack :spoton:

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