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Passing Time On An Oil Rig


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Many many years ago....had to have a stint on an oil rig and after several boring weekends, asked the bossman what they did to pass the time away.

He replied....

"For $150, you can have your way with the cook"

I thought about it and said....

"$150 seems a bit steep....why so much ?"

He replied...

"well there's $50 for the Rig Supervisor to turn a blind eye...cause he doesn't like that sort of thing. There's $50 for the shift supervisor to turn a blind eye....cause he doesn't like that sort of thing. And then there's $50 for Mungo over there to hold the cook down.....cause he don't like that sort of thing either".

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watsupwiththat

Did someone misplace the joke of the day thread?

Scotty

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Must be the HGay thing Scotty. All those meetings have screwed with his brains..

Screwed being the correct word to describe what goes on there :blink:

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Hey Cool....

Are we bagging a member other than me tonight.

I feel for you Gaza (Aka Sheep Shagger). :censored:

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Hey Cool....

Are we bagging a member other than me tonight.

I feel for you Gaza (Aka Sheep Shagger). :censored:

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Yeah, about time hey!

Trent.

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