toilet habit poll

[turbotom]

splash?

What you guys talkin' 'bout.

Didn't you all watch the Olympic Diving.

Best scores are obtained when they dive in without creating a splash.

It takes a bit more control ..... to drop in with minimal splash...

for starters, just try the pin drop. dead straight into the water.

When you get really good, you can do the reverse pike with 2.5 twist.

About kenny..... Vik has a point.... :wacko:

[Lumpen]

Where is the 'TurboDewd is a sick weirdo for creating such a messed up Poll'?

COS IT BLOODY SHOULD BE THERE :wacko:

[GlennAUII]

bet all of those who voted 'Yes, I put paper in there first' lied

[ktford]

No wasting the paper.

Scotty

[turb06]

No wasting the paper.

Scotty

Werd scotty, I am shocked everytime I go shopping with the missus at how much they charge for dunny paper, it usually ends with me yelling,

"What the f*ck!! all you do is wipe sh*t on it and throw it in the bowl, might as well us old newspaper."

She then runs away from me all embarrased as I make sure everyone hears me. :lol:

Dazzza.

[turbotom]

"might as well use old newspaper."

old newspaper?

Nah!

triple layer soft tissues with floral scented patterns for me please

[turb06]

"might as well use old newspaper."

old newspaper?

Nah!

triple layer soft tissues with floral scented patterns for me please

I have a question turbotom, since you love the soft stuff. Why is it that no matter how soft the paper is, when you have the sh*ts it always ends up feeling like your wiping your arse with sandpaper.

Dazza.

[turbotom]

"might as well use old newspaper."

old newspaper?

Nah!

triple layer soft tissues with floral scented patterns for me please

I have a question turbotom, since you love the soft stuff. Why is it that no matter how soft the paper is, when you have the sh*ts it always ends up feeling like your wiping your arse with sandpaper.

Dazza.

Don't know where you keep your toilet paper in toowoomba.... maybe you should store it on a wire off the dirt floor of the out house... :lol:

mate, if kleenex tissues feel like sandpaper on your ar$e, you've got a problem.

tom

[ktford]

Why is it that no matter how soft the paper is, when you have the sh*ts it always ends up feeling like your wiping your arse with sandpaper.

Dazza, how do you know what it's like to use sandpaper on your arse?

Just incase you aren't switched on, only use toilet paper once, throw it out, don't dry it on the line & re-use it.

Scotty

[Guest]

"might as well use old newspaper."

old newspaper?

Nah!

triple layer soft tissues with floral scented patterns for me please

I have a question turbotom, since you love the soft stuff. Why is it that no matter how soft the paper is, when you have the sh*ts it always ends up feeling like your wiping your arse with sandpaper.

Dazza.

Might have to send Ken and voy up there to toughen up your ring abit

vik