Kenneth !!!!!

Whaaat?

Now behave or its the wooden spoon !!!! :D

bet your having out for boxing day.....

bet your hanging out for boxing day.....

You bet I am ...

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One Ring to Rule Them All, One Ring to Find Them,

One Ring to Bring Them All and in the Darkness Bind Them

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Mistress Kitty,

is it wrong for me to secretly desire a beating from you & your riding crop whilst wearing that "avatar" outfit?.............Scott imagines himself.........................um ma I'm a bad boy.

Ken,

whilst I can't forceably remove you from clogging up this thread, I can wish uncharitable thoughts on you, you ....................duck'n punt face

Should anyhting happen to you I hope it's nothing trivial.

Scotty

Ken,

whilst I can't forceably remove you from clogging up this thread, I can wish uncharitable thoughts on you, you ....................duck'n punt face

Should anyhting happen to you I hope it's nothing trivial.

That's it! :o

I'm hurt! :tears:

I'll never darken the doorstep of this thread again ...

... consider it a "Ken Free Zone" from this time forth ...

Not another utterance, paragraph, line, phase, word, syllable will I deposit on this un-holiest of conversations.

The silence will be deafening ... mark my words, or lack there of.

You can torture me till the cows come home and not a single word will I type! Nada!

...

You'll be begging me to talk soon ...

What kind of cows Ken?

What kind of cows Ken?

Oh, you know ... the brown ...

Bugger!

... from this post then, no more after this ... and that's final!

Ken,

we'll miss you terribly. Maybe if you've got any more sensible additions to the thread like the many you've already contributed you can P.M. them to me & I'll relay them here.

Thanking you in advance!!

Scotty

Poofter. One of our better words. A bit like bas*ard really.

Ie:

Not a bad bas*ard.

Poor old bas*ard.

Lucky bas*ard.

You bas*ard.

What a bas*ard.

Funny bas*ard.

Dirty bas*ard.

Clumsy bas*ard

Oops, bas*ard.

And just plain old........bas*ard.

Yep, nice words whick can be used for a thousand occasions with just a change of inflection.

Mack, you left me out ... I like to be good at what I do, therefore ... I am a proper bas*ard.

Yes......well.......sorry about that Turbo6man.

Since bas*ard is automaticly censored, to miss out, you must also be a very unfortunate poofter.