The fridge is full-o-suds, sky is blue, wind is low, temp not too cold, car is dirty.

Time for a wash I think. 2 or so hours and she'll be sparkling, ready for a rest in the garage ... off on Monday for a couple of days.

Now, where is the washing gear?

Tyres first, then mags ... general water down and then 1st shampoo ... in sections of course, concentrate on the tough stuff, bugs, etc.

Time for 1st suds.

Wash down again, 2nd shampoo with mit. concentrate on glass. Pop bonnet and remove headlight covers.

Towel dry with "wet towel" get rid of bulk of water, towel dry with "dry towel", concentrate on hidden bits, e.g., under boot, under doors, under bonnet, etc.

Time for 2nd suds.

Inside now, remove mats, vacuum mats and interior floors. Wipe down uphostery, leather treatment ... ummm, smells sooo good.

Time for 3rd suds.

Put all the bits back on/in and do a final check for water marks on mags and paint work. Final buff with soft dry towel.

Park in garage and threaten everyone about proximity alert enabled. High voltage perimeter set up and activated. Claymore mines deployed.

More suds needed and a little lay down in front of the TV.

Ken you're not English by the way?

I thought Australians washed everyday, not on Sunday's.

You sound like a Hobbit that Fatty has made a bath for. The next thing you'll post is where to find tasty mushrooms!

Like your suds eh Ken? - hehehe, make mine xxxx.

Ken you're not English by the way?

I thought Australians washed everyday, not on Sunday's.

You sound like a Hobbit that Fatty has made a bath for.  The next thing you'll post is where to find tasty mushrooms!

Listen, oh judicial one!

You can call me a lot of things, but don't call me pommie! (Not that there's anything wrong with that ... damn this political correctness ...)

I wash regularly, in fact I'm quite fond of my daily cleansing, especially the part that involves warm water, slippery soap and certain parts of my anatomy ... but I digress ...

... as for where the tasty mushrooms are to be found ... why, behind my ears, of course!

Like your suds eh Ken? - hehehe, make mine xxxx.

You realise that Queenslanders call their beer XXXX 'cause they can't spell "beer"?

I think I'll go wash mine too, I've parked it on the lawn but I can't be bothered, ummm, I realy should right? I'll go and find all of the car washing gear and get started, but what usualy happens is that the wife asks me to wash her car when I;m just about finish mine and am ready to have a lay down in the sun, dam should have done it while she was out instead of going to help the inlaws repair storm damage..

I think I'll go wash mine too, I've parked it on the lawn but I can't be bothered, ummm, I realy should right? I'll go and find all of the car washing gear and get started, but what usualy happens is that the wife asks me to wash her car when I;m just about finish mine and am ready to have a lay down in the sun, dam should have done it while she was out instead of going to help the inlaws repair storm damage..

I've just finished mine and I'm in the sh*t for exactly the same reason.

SWMBO says, "Oh it looks lovely ... are you going to do mine now!"

"I'd love to sweety",

"Oh, hang on, that's right ..."

"I couldn't be bothered now!"

I'm always in the sh*t, it's only the depth that varies ...

Mind you, my car looks sensational ... long live Team HgAg!

Four hours full wash polish and clean in side out yesterday.

Visited freinds today have qeuss what it rained just knew it would happen.

Queensland sunny one wash car rain tommorow.

Ian

I hate it when you wash and then it rains ... happy that my baby is safely tucked away in the garage. I'm off to Melbourne for 3 days, so I know she'll stay sparkle-arkley til at least Thursday. :o

I hate it when you wash and then it rains ... happy that my baby is safely tucked away in the garage. I'm off to Melbourne for 3 days, so I know she'll stay sparkle-arkley til at least Thursday. :o

Does that mean it will be safe on here for a few days ken.

All newbies get on site qiuckly while ken is away.

Ian :D