New Orleans

[Gary Crawley]

Bush makes his 3rd visit to New Orleans.

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Priceless

Gary

[plonky]

This is what New Orleans needs

Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann!

"Bullsh*t, sound off like you've got a pair"

[aniken]

> President Bush has just released a statement following his investigation into the New Orleans disaster - he's blaming the whole thing on a Muslim suicide plumber.

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> President Bush has asked for pop groups to stage a benefit concert for the victims of New Orleans however Katrina and the Waves have been told to sod off.

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> The Mayor of New Orleans has denied rumours the Mardi Gras is cancelled. He says he's expecting a record number of floats this year on Main St!

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> Five black men in purple dinner jackets & bow ties were found floating today under a pier in New Orleans. DNA tests later identified them as The Drifters. Rumour has it they were under the boardwalk, down by the sea.

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> Eric Burden & the animals are re-releasing their earlier hit, it begins "There was a house in New Orleans"

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> Hurricane Katrina, typical woman! When she came she was warm wild and wet When she left she took the house and contents with her.

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> Two planeloads of volunteers left Macquarie Fields today bound for New Orleans to assist with the looting.

[FORDTECH]

> President Bush has just released a statement following his investigation into the New Orleans disaster - he's blaming the whole thing on a Muslim suicide plumber.

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> President Bush has asked for pop groups to stage a benefit concert for the victims of New Orleans however Katrina and the Waves have been told to sod off.

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> The Mayor of New Orleans has denied rumours the Mardi Gras is cancelled. He says he's expecting a record number of floats this year on Main St!

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> Five black men in purple dinner jackets & bow ties were found floating today under a pier in New Orleans. DNA tests later identified them as The Drifters. Rumour has it they were under the boardwalk, down by the sea.

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> Eric Burden & the animals are re-releasing their earlier hit, it begins "There was a house in New Orleans"

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> Hurricane Katrina, typical woman! When she came she was warm wild and wet When she left she took the house and contents with her.

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> Two planeloads of volunteers left Macquarie Fields today bound for New Orleans to assist with the looting.

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You missed one ani:

Apparently the KKK have suspended their activities in New Orleans.The bodies are too water logged to burn.

[jEtONiT]

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> Two planeloads of volunteers left Macquarie Fields today bound for New Orleans to assist with the looting.

too funny!!